Broke my #kravulous
silly on me
slipped over on a cup of tea
All the others at my stately home
couldn't stop laughing
tickled to the bone
I feel a bit of a twit twat
a gormless baboon
won't be playing tennis
any time soon

@daveashleypoet.bsky.social

#SillySeptember
@blueskypoetry.bsky.social

"How #kravulous!" He shouted before his fighting game character made the winning knockout.

His fellow player groaned. "That is such a BAD joke, dude."

"Krav Maga fighting style puts you into the ground, every time."

#SillySeptember #writing #writingcommunity

@daveashleypoet.bsky.social
#Kravulous #SillySeptember
@blueskypoetry.bsky.social

#SillySeptember #Kravulous @daveashleypoet.bsky.social

i think of myself
as an ass man
but covered in slop
after cajoling and shoving
and pulling the rope that snapped
throwing me into the stye
i told that kravulous donkey
he’s sleeping outside tonight
and then he shuffled over
and brayed i’m sorry

#SillySeptember #Kravulous

King Kravulous craved more
More power and glory
Incredibly craven to the core
His cult thought him marvelous
The legacy of Mad King Kravulous
Shattered when he shat himself
Proving himself rotten to the core

Simply kravulous
At Krav-a-Lago, agent
Krasnov stuffs his face.
#SillySeptember #Kravulous #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity
@daveashleypoet.bsky.social

#SillySeptember I dropped my banana. A quick insight into my dramatic life!

The word to include

#Kravulous