me: oh, guess my #period's over *takes off pad*
*5 mins later*
#uterus: *laughs maniacally* BLOOD CLOT DEPLOYED
me: son of a BITCH
uterus:

me: oh, guess my #period's over *takes off pad*
*5 mins later*
#uterus: *laughs maniacally* BLOOD CLOT DEPLOYED
me: son of a BITCH
uterus: