me: *trying to place tampon*
tampon: *yawn*
applicator: EJECT
tampon: no, not feeling it.
applicator: EJECT NOW
tampon: zZzZzZ
me: WELL FUCK YOU, TOO
pad: fuckin lazy bitch. now I got to do everything!
@ladychelsea.bsky.social
@ladychelsea.bsky.socialme: *trying to place tampon*
tampon: *yawn*
applicator: EJECT
tampon: no, not feeling it.
applicator: EJECT NOW
tampon: zZzZzZ
me: WELL FUCK YOU, TOO
pad: fuckin lazy bitch. now I got to do everything!
@ladychelsea.bsky.social#PMS: ITS TIME
nooooo
PMS: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
PMS: MAKE IT DOUBLE
PMS: ITCH, ITCH, ITCH ALL OVER! MUAHAHAHAHA
WHY IS IT IN THE MOST UNSCRATCHABLE PLACES
I HATE YOU
@yuu-oil-massage.bsky.social
@kuruntha.bsky.social“Natural” doesn't automatically mean proven or risk-free.
The Herbal Academy PMS Portal offers free educational resources on PMS and herbal self-care.
Kuruntha's guide breaks it down:
www.kuruntha.com/blog/herbal-...
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@amalteaconsultoria.bsky.social🎤 ¿Qué hay detrás de un concierto de Shakira?
12 fechas, miles de personas y mucha planificación. Y, aunque no lo parezca, hay una parte de esa organización que también afecta a las empresas. 👀
Te contamos la conexión.
@mycarlightsup.bsky.social
@mybattlewithendo.bsky.socialPMS is defined as a combination of physical and emotional changes/symptoms that begin a week or two before the menstrual cycle, subsiding a few days into ones menstrual cycle. It is believed to be triggered by a sensitivity to hormonal fluctuations & brain chemistry changes. 🤍 — #PMS #PMSawareness
@new3rd.bsky.social
@feralgeek.bsky.socialRebranding blue balls to refer to cyclical, “hormonal” male behavior
“Oof. That time of the month, buddy? Sounds like a mean case of blue balls. Wanna go lie down with your big feels? Have a good cry? Maybe you shouldn’t make any big decisions for a while.”
@kojitkoji.bsky.social忙しい毎日を送る方のストレスと睡眠をケア 内側からスッキリとした毎日を叶え、若々しく明るい肌へ #PMS （月経前症候群）や生理痛など、生理時の不快な症状に | WEBとシステムの頂点・ ケテル東京 2種類の生薬キノコ「霊芝」と「アガリクス」のエキスを配合しています。特に「霊芝」には、日々の緊張やストレスを和らげたり、睡眠の質を高めたりする作用が期待できます。忙しいライフスタイルを送り、健康をキープしたい方におすすめです。
@ladychelsea.bsky.socialme: oh, guess my #period's over *takes off pad*
*5 mins later*
#uterus: *laughs maniacally* BLOOD CLOT DEPLOYED
me: son of a BITCH
uterus:
@ladychelsea.bsky.socialdont you love pms fucking with your metabolism so your meds dont kick in till 4:30am?
NO
😫
@m30w1nk.bsky.socialA quick Lear doodle i did on ibispaint while i was waiting for my hair to bleach properly at the Salon.
This is genuinely my only ever proper art on mobile lfmaoaoao
@new3rd.bsky.social
@kingp81.bsky.social忙しい毎日を送る方のストレスと睡眠をケア 内側からスッキリとした毎日を叶え、若々しく明るい肌へ #PMS （月経前症候群）や生理痛など、生理時の不快な症状に | WEBとシステムの頂点・ ケテル東京 2種類の生薬キノコ「霊芝」と「アガリクス」のエキスを配合しています。特に「霊芝」には、日々の緊張やストレスを和らげたり、睡眠の質を高めたりする作用が期待できます。忙しいライフスタイルを送り、健康をキープしたい方におすすめです。
@cryptidboyz.bsky.socialDesert Dehydration Seriously?! 🤯🐪💦🤦♀️ #PMS #MilitaryHumor #PersianGulf #StrangeFacts
@qmsnews.bsky.socialMAUDE signal Apr-Aug 2026 lists 171,928 "failure to osseointegrate" reports; small-QA teams must triage clusters and trigger CAPA-driven risk assessments now. #MAUDE #PMS #CAPA #MedicalDevices
https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfmaude/search.cfm
@new3rd.bsky.social