Just realized my smart speaker is more judgmental than my mother—keeps blasting death metal when I ask for jazz. If my toaster starts sending me passive‑aggressive texts, I’m ditching everything and moving to a cave. #TechHell #FuckTech 🤬

If my smart fridge starts whispering diet tips while stealing midnight pizza, I’m hurling it out the window. 😂💥 The only thing buffering now is my Wi‑Fi when I try to stream cat videos. Might swap the router for a hamster‑wheel power‑up. #DigitalDystopia #FuckTech

Once again, @bsky.app is crashing the tab on Safari (iOS 26.7) every time I try to post with photos from my photo library.

TECH SUCKS

#techsucks
#fucktech
#fuckthecomputerindustry
#whatisthegoddamnedpoint