me: *trying to place tampon*

tampon: *yawn*

applicator: EJECT

tampon: no, not feeling it.

applicator: EJECT NOW

tampon: zZzZzZ

me: WELL FUCK YOU, TOO

pad: fuckin lazy bitch. now I got to do everything!

#pms #fuckthisshit #fucktampons #fuckperiods