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@wrestlehist.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 1:44 PM

10/8/2012

CM Punk vs. Vince McMahon ended in a No Contest on RAW from the Power Balance Pavilion in Sacramento, California.

#WWE #WWERaw #CMPunk #TheBestInTheWorld #CultOfPersonality #SecondCitySaint #VoiceOfTheVoiceless #VinceMcMahon #MrMcMahon #NoChanceInHell #YoureFired

@robertcfried.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 4:56 AM

#Satire #PoliticalSatire #DictatorSpeech #AuthoritarianAbsurdity #CultOfPersonality #StrongmanPolitics #PropagandaParody #FascismExposed #DemocracyUnderThreat #SpontaneousApplause

Here’s a **satirical** dictator’s speech: grandiose, self-congratulating, and increasingly absurd—aimed at exposing authoritarian vanity rather than celebrating it.

## “The Nation Has Never Been Freer to Agree With Me”

My fellow citizens—and those whose citizenship remains under review:

Tonight, I stand before you as a humble servant of the people. So humble that I have ordered my portrait reduced to the height of a modest four-story building.

Our nation faces terrible dangers. Foreign interference. Domestic interference. Questions. Follow-up questions. And that most sinister threat of all: people remembering what I said last week.

But do not be afraid. Fear is the government’s responsibility. We will provide it.

When I took office, this country was divided. Some people supported me; others did not. An intolerable situation. Today, thanks to our National Unity Program, everyone supports me—or has learned the importance of keeping a private diary very, very private.

My opponents accuse me of silencing criticism. This is a vicious lie, and the people responsible will no longer be making it.

They say I have undermined the free press. Nonsense! The press remains entirely free to publish any of the seventeen approved descriptions of my leadership. “Visionary” is particularly popular. “Unexpectedly youthful” is mandatory.

And what of the economy?

Under my leadership, the price of bread has risen to unprecedented heights. Never before has an ordinary loaf commanded such respect! Our currency is now so abundant that citizens carry it in wheelbarrows. Before me, only the wealthy could afford that much money.

The experts call this a crisis. But who are these experts? People who have spent their entire lives studying one subject, instead of appearing on television to explain all of them?

I trust the common sense of ordinary people—especially when it agrees exactly with mine.

There are those who complain that our infrastructure is crumbling. They point to potholes.…

@wrestlehist.bsky.social Oct 7, 2026, 1:44 PM

10/7/2007

CM Punk defeated Big Daddy V by disqualification to retain the ECW Championship at No Mercy from the Allstate Arena in Rosemont, Illinois.

#WWE #NoMercy #CMPunk #BestInTheWorld #CultOfPersonality #SecondCitySaint #VoiceOfTheVoiceless #BigDaddyV #Viscera #Mabel #ECWChampionship

@stephscythes.bsky.social Oct 7, 2026, 11:47 AM

He will not leave peacefully. The best outcome would be for him to die of natural causes in his sleep. If this happens, his MAGA #cultofpersonality will rapidly self-destruct as there is no one to replace him. #CouchVance is a joke.

@sebastiennadeau.bsky.social Oct 7, 2026, 1:54 AM

#CultOfPersonality

@wrestlehist.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 1:42 PM

10/6/2013

CM Punk defeated Ryback at Battleground from the First Niagara Center in Buffalo, New York.

#WWE #Battleground #CMPunk #TheBestInTheWorld #CultOfPersonality #Ryback #FeedMeMore #TheBigGuy #PaulHeyman #PaulEDangerously #TheAdvocate #SpecialCounsel #LadiesAndGentlemen

@wrestlehist.bsky.social Oct 5, 2026, 1:59 PM

10/5/2024

CM Punk defeated Drew McIntyre in a Hell in a Cell Match at Bad Blood from the State Farm Arena in Atlanta, Georgia.

#WWE #BadBlood #CMPunk #BestInTheWorld #CultOfPersonality #SecondCitySaint #VoiceOfTheVoiceless #DrewMcIntyre #TheScottishWarrior #HellInACellMatch

@mindsagainstmaga.bsky.social Oct 4, 2026, 2:09 AM

#ReceiptsNotRhetoric #Bootlicker #Authoritarianism #PoliticalRhetoric #CultOfPersonality #FollowTheMoney #KnowYourRights #Accountability #Propaganda #Democracy #USPolitics #FAFO #DontSayWeDidntWarnYou

@wrestlehist.bsky.social Oct 2, 2026, 4:16 PM

10/2/2012

CM Punk defeated Dolph Ziggler to retain the WWE Championship on SmackDown from the BOK Center in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

#WWE #SmackDown #CMPunk #TheBestInTheWorld #CultOfPersonality #VoiceOfTheVoiceless #DolphZiggler #NicNemeth #TheShowOff #IAmPerfection #WWEChampionship

@no1wasleft2speakup.bsky.social Sep 30, 2026, 8:06 PM

The #trump administration wants to make sure that the folks they station at the D.C. arch won't think twice about mowing down peaceful protesters. (Of course, the press secretary will report that forces had been besieged by "evil communist terrorists".)

#fascism #authoritarianism #cultofpersonality

@raymondfrancis.bsky.social Sep 25, 2026, 11:08 PM

Living Colour, Cult of Personality

Vernon Reid, guitar

#LivingColour #VernonReid #BlueskyMusic #Music #CultofPersonality

youtu.be/7xxgRUyzgs0?...

@wrestlehist.bsky.social Sep 22, 2026, 3:14 PM

9/22/2010

The Undertaker defeated CM Punk by countout for the World Heavyweight Championship on SmackDown from the BOK Center in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

#WWE #SmackDown #Undertaker #ThePhenom #TheDeadman #RestInPeace #CMPunk #BestInTheWorld #CultOfPersonality #WorldHeavyweightChampionship