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PSA:
To male managers of female employees
When you make an unreasonable request and she said fine with a smile on her face
What she meant is she'll knife you in the back as soon as you turn around, and possibly also poison your coffee
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We have to do annual self-appraisals at my work. I hate it but I got it done and it isn't due until tomorrow! Winning?
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Do you remember YOUR first day at your new job? Would you have been that honest??
Corporate Crap Killed Sports. ๐คซ Every interview is a script. Every player is a brand. Modern sports have a major personality problem, and it's making the games unwatchable. Are sports corporatized cookie-cutter garbage now, or am I tripping? #modernsports #corporatelife #sportsbusiness #basketball
Town Hall was the usual "We're cramming AI into everything and you need to help us do it!" tripe that ruins my day.
Fortunately habaneros were available at the grocery so my ramen for lunch may still turn it around.
This meeting could have been an email
This AI generated meeting minutes could have been a summary
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Replying to @๐Lynnโจ I reference a company in my book who ran into this problem. Do you know which one? #psychopaths #psychopath #corporatelife #leadership #schmooze
Every indie hacker's origin story
(sound on)
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The company owner passed by and paid me a compliment out of nowhere
I accepted it as I'm learning to accept compliments gracefully
Turns out he was on the phone and speaking to someone else ๐คฆ
Oh well consider it earned from all the times I contributed invisibly
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Good morning everyone! Happy Tuesday!
Currently sipping on my coffee โ๏ธ and mentally preparing for an 11 AM meeting.
How is your morning going so far? Drop a reply below!
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Same office, different team vibes! ๐๐ป
Different teams, different personalities, and unlimited office drama! ๐
Share this with your work besties if you can relate! ๐ค
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Somewhere between Intern and CEO, we're all just trying to figure it out.
The fish knows.
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#SwimmingAgainstTheOrgChart #CorporateLife #Leadership #OfficeHumor #Careers Taken from the new book "Swimming Against The Org Chart" Available everywhere globally in print and ebook
This is wt we called Genzzzzzz๐๐คฃ
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Tell me I'm not the only one who would rather pitch undead services than make small talk. ๐ผ ๐ง ๐ฎ
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๐ฐSalary credited? ๐ Increment coming? Every employee has that one conversation with the boss they never forget! ๐๐ป
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