Protein intake is more important than rest.
Apparently.
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ONE JOB is in development.
#indiedev #CorporateAbsurdity
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@memobotsgames.bsky.socialProtein intake is more important than rest.
Apparently.
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ONE JOB is in development.
#indiedev #CorporateAbsurdity
@semitruth.bsky.socialAirlines Blame 'Space of a Millisecond' for Chaos, Raise Prices for 'Premium Anxiety Experience'
Airlines blamed a millisecond for chaos, then charged you $50 extra to maybe not experience the next one.…
#Finance #Airlines #CorporateAbsurdity #FinanceHumor #satire
@memobotsgames.bsky.socialEveryone deserves to feel welcome at work.
Standard presentation guidelines still apply.
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ONE JOB is in development.
#indiedev #CorporateAbsurdity
@semitruth.bsky.socialAnthropic CEO Calls for AI Slowdown Following Coffee Machine Incident
We have issued a formal recommendation regarding industry velocity following a routine capability audit of our office coffee system. Details attached.
@semitruth.bsky.socialMonk's $3M Disappearing Act Raises Questions About Vow Enforcement
A senior Buddhist monk has been reclassified as a person of investigative interest following the discovery of $3M in temple funds, a female accomplice, and…
#World #CorporateAbsurdity #InstitutionalFailure #ReligiousSatire #satire
@semitruth.bsky.socialUber Cuts 3,000 Jobs to Free Employees for 'Happiness Consultant' Careers
Uber is laying off 3,000 people and calling it a "liberation initiative" to pursue their true passion: becoming happiness consultants.…
#Finance #CorporateAbsurdity #TechLayoffs #StartupCulture #satire