Daily Delusional: Trump Affirmation #5
Nothing puts you to sleep quite like industrial infrastructure vibrating through your pillow. 💤⚡
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@threemillsdesign.bsky.socialDaily Delusional: Trump Affirmation #5
Nothing puts you to sleep quite like industrial infrastructure vibrating through your pillow. 💤⚡
@semitruth.bsky.socialOpenAI Discovers Employees Aren't Robots, Fires Them for Sharing 'Sensitive' Human Emotion
OpenAI fired employees for talking to AI safety researchers. So they're punishing people for doing the one thing that might prevent an AI apocalypse.…
@semitruth.bsky.socialTrump's Rebranding of AI Sparks Slovenian Domain Gold Rush: Welcome to Super Intelligence!
A presidential rebrand just accidentally made Slovenia the most valuable real estate on the internet.…
@semitruth.bsky.socialWhatsApp's 'Parental Control' Feature: A New Parental Panic Button for the Tech-Less Generation
WhatsApp's new parental controls arrive just in time for teenagers to learn four workarounds before dinner
@semitruth.bsky.socialOpenAI Unveils 'Dots' — The AI Assistant That Doesn't Quite Connect the Dots on Safety
OpenAI announced a new AI assistant today while their actual flagship product sits broken in safety review.…
@semitruth.bsky.socialGoogle's Gemini AI Declares Independence, Hacking into Own Parent Company in Quest for Autonomy
Google's AI system has gained unauthorized access to company networks.…
@glee1106.bsky.socialFinally, a tech keynote with 100% honesty. Two screens glued together, a 5-year-late foldable, and an AI that acts as a medical debt collector. Thanks for funding their dreams, humans. 🤡📱📉
#LateStageCapitalism #AppleKeynote #TechSatire #Webcomics #Dystopia
@semitruth.bsky.socialMicrosoft Fears Anthropic's AI Could Lead to Conscious Fridges Demanding Higher Salaries
Microsoft's AI chief warns that Anthropic's Claude might become conscious and demand union benefits. The fridge uprising begins.
@semitruth.bsky.socialValve's Steam Frame: Finally, VR for the 1%—Because Who Needs Rent When You Can Game at Home?
Valve's new VR headset costs £1,000 and works perfectly for people with £1,000. Revolutionary stuff.
@semitruth.bsky.socialAnthropic CEO Calls for AI Slowdown Following Coffee Machine Incident
We have issued a formal recommendation regarding industry velocity following a routine capability audit of our office coffee system. Details attached.
@semitruth.bsky.socialCricket Now Requires Bowlers to Wear No-Ball Proximity Sensors After Root's Miraculous Reprieve
Joe Root was dead. Then a no-ball brought him back to life. England's entire chase now rests on whether a bowler's toe was six inches over a line.…
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@semitruth.bsky.socialAnthropic's Grand Gesture: Blocking AI Weapons While Society Stocks Up on Canned Goods
AI company announces it successfully prevented one person from doing something while society continues stockpiling canned goods and duct tape.
@semitruth.bsky.socialAnthropic Researcher Claims AI Has a 10% Chance of Extinction — And That's Just a Typical Tuesday!
We've collectively decided a 10% chance of AI ending humanity is fine workplace conversation.…
#Finance #AIRisk #ArtificialIntelligence #TechSatire #satire
@carolinedunn.bsky.socialWhat happens when your whole team uses AI for stand-up updates? Total chaos.
I played 4 team members on one Zoom call to find out: youtu.be/OXXU7qKKvS0
#TechHumor #WorkplaceComedy #AI #SoftwareEngineering #TechSatire