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Pumpkin patch isn’t open yet. Walter & Waylon: brought coffee anyway. Priorities.

Walter takes neighborhood security very seriously. Squirrel Patrol has no weekends.

Halloween is 22 days away, and Walter has already declared the costume situation handled. Waylon is less enthusiastic.

Coffee’s late. Dad got distracted again. Apparently it’s trash day.

Sunday schedule: coffee, squirrel patrol, Bears football at one. Unfortunately, the squirrels have rejected the terms.

Kickoff remains on schedule. The squirrel situation is now considered precarious.

Saturday arrived with hot coffee, cold air and absolutely no responsibilities. Then Walter mentioned shower day.

Waylon has canceled the weekend pending further investigation.

October 1 finally got its priorities straight. International Coffee Day. National Black Dog Day.

Security was tight until the squirrel produced credentials.

Walter and Waylon bring you Sunday morning’s great philosophical crisis:

To sip, or not to sip.

Walter and Waylon are weighing the risks of becoming fully awake on a Sunday. Further discussion pending coffee.

Saturday’s agenda: Wait for coffee to cool. Drink coffee. Repeat. Doing nothing requires preparation.

Monday. We’re gonna need a bigger mug.

Walter announces the holiday like a governor declaring martial law.

Waylon has one question: “Does it involve Labradors?”

The ruling is unanimous: Every weekend is Labrador Weekend.