There comes a point in the morning when a man — or a coffee pot — has to draw a line.
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There comes a point in the morning when a man — or a coffee pot — has to draw a line.
#ArsenicAndOldLace #CoffeeHumor #SurrealComedy #MovieQuotes #CoffeeLovers
The daily battle between wanting to be awake and wanting to survive. ☕ 🧠 💥
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☕ Some mornings, even the coffee taps out. 😹 Happy National Coffee Day!
Today’s engineering lesson: “sits on top” and “screws on” are not interchangeable lid specifications. Especially when there’s coffee involved.
The hardest part of bad birthday coffee is deciding what your face is allowed to do. The Keurig cannot help with that part.
☕ Happy National Caffeine Day!
Somewhere between procaffeinating, causing a whole latte trouble, spilling the beans, and finally deciding “I caffeine enough!”
There is probably some actual work happening.
Probably.
Don't Talk to Dad Before Coffee ☕ Consider this your official warning sign. #donttalktodad #beforecoffee #coffeehumor #funnytshirt www.zazzle.com/dont_talk_to...
Going great so far, as you can see.
Be honest, what's your actual daily count? No judgment from us, we're a coffee roaster, so we're rooting for the big number. #HouseOfFranksCoffee #coffeehumor #coldbrew #coffeelover #HoustonCoffee
Walter and Waylon bring you Sunday morning’s great philosophical crisis:
To sip, or not to sip.
Walter and Waylon are weighing the risks of becoming fully awake on a Sunday. Further discussion pending coffee.
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #SundayMood #CoffeeHumor #DogHumor #SlowSunday #SipOrNotSip
CAFFEINE PLEASE. ☕🐱
Some mornings require caffeine before anything else can happen.
A funny coffee cat from the Espresso Yourself Cats collection. 😼
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Monday. We’re gonna need a bigger mug.
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POWERED BY COFFEE. ☕🐱
Friday runs on caffeine.
This cat knows it. 😼
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Ever malfunctioned so hard your brain rebooted straight into the 16th century? ☕️💀🧙♀️
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MONDAY RULE:
Coffee before chaos. ☕🐱
The cat has the right idea. 😌
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I need coffee.☕💕
P.S.A.
#coffeehumor