"No, it's better than that!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Jersey Dude Reviews Jersey Food: Kohr's Frozen Custard, New Jersey Is The World #NewJersey #NewJerseyIsTheWorld #ChrisGethard

"You can't be a tugboat guy AND a bird guy!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Too Many Birds, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ChrisGethard

"I want New Jersey to be a place where it can be like The Purge but with petty vandalism instead of murder." - CHRIS GETHARD, Halloween Gagootz Patrons Only, New Jersey Is The World #NewJersey #NewJerseyIsTheWorld #ChrisGethard

"I love it." - CHRIS GETHARD, Beautiful Follow-Ups: Succeeding at Failure (AKA: Parade Girl), Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ChrisGethard

"You are hearing it on Tuesday, October 1st!" - CHRIS GETHARD, A City of Extremes, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ChrisGethard

"There's raccoons." - CHRIS GETHARD, Tugboat Life, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #InternationalRaccoonAppreciationDay #ChrisGethard

"I used to do another podcast called New Jersey Is The World!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Railroad Life, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #InternationalPodcastDay #ChrisGethard

"When I was 16, I was into comic books, and wrestling, and Star Wars!" - CHRIS GETHARD, American Teenager in 2024, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #NationalComicBookDay #ChrisGethard

"I'm a low energy human being!" - CHRIS GETHARD, The HiStudio Hype House with Chris Gethard, Scam Goddess #ScamGoddess #ChrisGethard

"And these people hoard all these little positions." - CHRIS GETHARD, Interview: Nancy Solomon, New Jersey Is The World #NewJersey #NewJerseyIsTheWorld #ChrisGethard

"It was really hard." - CHRIS GETHARD, Deep Dive: Deal, New Jersey Is The World #NewJersey #NewJerseyIsTheWorld #ChrisGethard

"Have you been trying to get your hands on this elixir?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Groundhog Day, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #GroundhogPicnic #ChrisGethard

"My father took me to see Star Trek IV!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Screw It, We're Just Gonna Talk About Star Trek, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #StarTrekDay #ChrisGethard

"You wrestled an iguana?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Life at 1.5x Speed, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #NationalIguanaAwarenessDay #ChrisGethard

"I think you mean the Vulcan neck pinch!" - CHRIS GETHARD, The Cuckoo's Nest, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #StarTrekDay #ChrisGethard

"Labor Day just passed." - CHRIS GETHARD, Deep Dive: Essex Fells, NO LAMBERTVILLE!, New Jersey Is The World #NewJersey #NewJerseyIsTheWorld #LaborDay #ChrisGethard

"Congrats to Charity!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Vietnam Veteran, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #InternationalDayofCharity #ChrisGethard