"I just had a baby." - CALLER, Beautiful Resolutions for 2021, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon

"I just had a baby." - CALLER, Beautiful Resolutions for 2021, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon
"You can't be a tugboat guy AND a bird guy!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Too Many Birds, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ChrisGethard
"I love it." - CHRIS GETHARD, Beautiful Follow-Ups: Succeeding at Failure (AKA: Parade Girl), Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ChrisGethard
"Raccoons have killed 2 of my ducks!" - CALLER, A City of Extremes, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #InternationalRaccoonAppreciationDay
"You are hearing it on Tuesday, October 1st!" - CHRIS GETHARD, A City of Extremes, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ChrisGethard
"There's raccoons." - CHRIS GETHARD, Tugboat Life, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #InternationalRaccoonAppreciationDay #ChrisGethard
"I love raccoons!" - CALLER, Running a Food Pantry, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #InternationalRaccoonAppreciationDay
"I had two podcasts on THAT list!" - HARRY NELSON, The Return of Harry Nelson, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #InternationalPodcastDay #HarryNelson
"I used to do another podcast called New Jersey Is The World!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Railroad Life, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #InternationalPodcastDay #ChrisGethard
"I minored in Mathematics and Writing." - CALLER, Great Grandma Was A Serial Killer (Live From Chicago), Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon
"When I was 16, I was into comic books, and wrestling, and Star Wars!" - CHRIS GETHARD, American Teenager in 2024, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #NationalComicBookDay #ChrisGethard
"I have until September 16th." - CALLER, Pediatric Nurse With a New Baby, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon
"I'm actually an engineer!" - CALLER, I Survived a Bear Attack and Plane Crash in the Same Year, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #WorldEngineersDay
"The company is a Dubai chocolate company." - CALLER, Teenage Entrepreneur, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #InternationalChocolateDay
"Have you been trying to get your hands on this elixir?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Groundhog Day, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #GroundhogPicnic #ChrisGethard
"People play video games on Twitch!" - CALLER, The Puppet Master, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #NationalVideoGamesDay
"My father took me to see Star Trek IV!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Screw It, We're Just Gonna Talk About Star Trek, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #StarTrekDay #ChrisGethard
"You wrestled an iguana?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Life at 1.5x Speed, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #NationalIguanaAwarenessDay #ChrisGethard
"I think you mean the Vulcan neck pinch!" - CHRIS GETHARD, The Cuckoo's Nest, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #StarTrekDay #ChrisGethard
"Star Trek is camp, at its core!" - CALLER, Screw It, We're Just Gonna Talk About Star Trek, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #StarTrekDay