Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some practical words from Albert Einstein...
#AlbertEinstein #KennyTheBartenderTees

It's "National Great American Pot Pie Day." Well, I heard "pot" and thought - anyway...Here's a shirt from my store @TeePublic - Pot pies can cure the munchies...
#Pot #StonerHumor #Weed #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7300...

In life, there are rules. I call them "Hot Dog Rules" - Here's a shirt available in my eBay store. Don't get me started on "French Fry Rules"...
#HotDog #HotDogHumor #FoodHumor #Foodie #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29869585...

Happy National Great American Pot Pie Day!!! The first time Snoop Dogg bought a pot pie he was probably very disappointed...
#GreatAmericanPotPieDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some wise, lightly blow-dried & feathered words from Kenny Loggins...
#KennyLoggins #KennyTheBartenderTees

Sure, it's fall but you can still garden. Get some grow lights and go inside! Here's a design from my store @TeePublic - Flowers are electric because they plug directly into the solar system... #FlowerPower #Gardening #Garden #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8890...

Since it's "National Girl's Night" let's feature a 'Rock Chick'. Here's design from my eBay store. Chicks rock! #GirlPower #RockChick #RockNRoll #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29811588...

Happy National Girl's Night!!! Some girlfriends got together for a girl's night out - but they had nothing to talk about. Because they all showed up...
#GirlsNight #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some cautionary words from Todd Rundgren...
#ToddRundgren #NewMonster #KennyTheBartenderTees

Hey, it's National New York Day & here's a design from store @TeePublic - Nobody rocks harder in NYC than Lady Liberty, right? #StatueOfLiberty #NYC #Freedom #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9101...

Sure, it's "National New York Day" - but it's always Chicago Day here at #KennyTheBartenderTees !! Here's shirt from my eBay store. No ketchup allowed. Ever...
#Chicago #ChicagoHotDog #NoKetchup #Tshirt
www.ebay.com/itm/29743747...

Happy National New York Day!!! I saw a car with a bumper sticker that said "I Miss New York" - So I smashed the window and stole the radio...
#NationalNewYorkDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some delicious words from David Lynch...
#DavidLynch #Coffee #KennyTheBartenderTees

Hey, here's a design in my store @TeePublic - Some guy tried to start a fight with me today by throwing tomatoes, cheese and dough. I said, "You wanna pizza me??" #Ripe #Revolution #FunnyFood #FoodHumor #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9301...

Happy National Pepperoni Pizza Day!!! Here's a shirt from my eBay store. Our local pizza delivery guy was arrested for selling drugs. I was a loyal customer for years - and had no idea he delivered pizzas... #PepperoniPizza #WhatsInTheBox #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29865718...

Happy National Pepperoni Pizza Day!!! You know, any size pizza can be a 'personal pizza' if you just try hard and believe in yourself...
#PepperoniPizzaDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some wise words from Bob Dylan...
#BobDylan #Hero #Freedom #KennyTheBartenderTees

Happy National Love Your Lunch Day!!! Here's a design in my store @TeePublic - It's all Gouda, right? #Gouda #CheeseLover #SoFarSoGood #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9893...

It's the weekend, make sure you hydrate! Here's a shirt in my eBay store. I opened my water bill & my electricity bill at the same time. I was shocked...
#Water #Drip #FunnyWater #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29850004...

Happy National Love Your Lunch Day!!! I had alphabet soup and prunes for lunch. I'm about to have a vowel movement...
#LoveYourLunchDay #KennyTheBartenderTees