
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. #JokeOfTheDay
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. #JokeOfTheDay
When the window dresser was asked to work overtime, he made a display of himself. #JokeOfTheDay
When the window dresser was asked to work overtime, he made a display of himself. #JokeOfTheDay
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
I was going to tell a time-travel joke, but nobody like it. #JokeOfTheDay
I was going to tell a time-travel joke, but nobody like it. #JokeOfTheDay
Velcro is a total rip-off. #JokeOfTheDay
Velcro is a total rip-off. #JokeOfTheDay
Did you know? Putin doesn't have stairs at home, but an ESCALATOR.
#jokeoftheday #pun #putin #escalation
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What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What do hospitality workers and football players have in common?
They both have to work weekends.
#jokeoftheday #hospitality #football #weekend #work
Do you want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it. #JokeOfTheDay
Do you want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it. #JokeOfTheDay