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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 13, 2026, 5:05 AM

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 13, 2026, 3:05 AM

We all know Linux is great... it does infinite loops in 5 seconds.
- Linus Torvalds about the superiority of Linux on the Amsterdam
Linux Symposium
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 13, 2026, 1:05 AM

The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and
add ten percent.
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 12, 2026, 11:05 PM

Should I do my BOBBIE VINTON medley?
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 12, 2026, 9:05 PM

I HAVE to buy a new "DODGE MISER" and two dozen JORDACHE JEANS because
my viewscreen is "USER-FRIENDLY"!!
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 12, 2026, 7:05 PM

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
-- Woody Allen
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 12, 2026, 5:05 PM

Kids, don't gross me off ... "Adventures with MENTAL HYGIENE" can be
carried too FAR!
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@global-news-2024.bsky.social Sep 12, 2026, 3:15 PM

📰 Mississippi police arrest a man in the death of Tasia Fortune

Jackson Police Chief RaShall Brackney said at a news conference Friday that police had secured search and arrest warrants for...

Source: PBS NewsHour | Read story

💬 What's your take on this tech shift?

#TechBluesky #Police #Fortune

@tinyhoroscopes.com Sep 12, 2026, 3:13 PM

You balance coffee, keys, and phone, but gravity has picked a favorite.

The Sun is in Virgo
The Moon is in Libra
Moon phase is Waxing Crescent
Vesta is in Aries
Mercury is direct

☉:♍︎ ☽:♎︎ ☿:♎︎ ♀:♏︎ 🜨 ♂:♋︎ ♃:♌︎ ♄:♈︎ ♅:♊︎ ♆:♈︎ ♇:♒︎ ⚶:♈︎
∞:䷩ 🃟:2p↓

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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 12, 2026, 3:05 PM

The early bird gets the coffee left over from the night before.
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@libellekarolina.bsky.social Sep 12, 2026, 2:04 PM

September 12th daily fortune. That weird sound is my cat nudging the deck box across the table
#cardoftheday #oraclecards #fortune #collectiveenergy #psychicreading

@freaksquirrel.net Sep 12, 2026, 1:05 PM

Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
A: The impossible dream.
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 12, 2026, 11:05 AM

Despite all appearances, your boss is a thinking, feeling, human being.
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 12, 2026, 9:05 AM

We ARE as gods and might as well get good at it.
-- Whole Earth Catalog
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@kunstudio.bsky.social Sep 12, 2026, 8:59 AM

1,000-year Korean Saju, now in 9 languages. What's your sign? Comment! Free reading: sajuapp.app #koreanzodiac #saju #astrology #kculture #fortune #zodiac

@lronlacy.bsky.social Sep 12, 2026, 7:12 AM

#Fortune for #SEPTEMBER 1939
Illustration by Herbert Bayer (1900-1985 👉ALT)
Cover of *Fortune*, September 1939
#illustration #illustrationart #illustrationartists #graphicdesign #graphicdesigners #HerbertBayer #Bauhaus

‘Artistic polymath Herbert Bayer was one of the Bauhaus’s most influential students, teachers, and proponents, advocating the integration of all arts throughout his career. Bayer began his studies as an architect in 1919 in Darmstadt. From 1921 to 1923 he attended the Bauhaus in Weimar, studying mural painting with Vasily Kandinsky and typography, creating the Universal alphabet, a typeface consisting of only lowercase letters that would become the signature font of the Bauhaus. In 1938 Bayer emigrated to the United States and remained in America working as a graphic designer for the remainder of his career.’
Image and text from https://poulwebb.blogspot.com/2021/01/fortune-magazine-part-3.html

@audiobooks69.bsky.social Sep 12, 2026, 7:09 AM

📣 New Podcast! "History of the Great American Fortunes, Vol. 2 by Gustavus Myers | Vanderbilt, Gould & Railroad Tycoons Audiobook Part 1" on @Spreaker #american #audiobook #cornelius #fortune #fortunes #from #great #gustavus #history #myers #of #railroad #railroads #the #tycoons #vanderbilt

@audiobooks69.bsky.social Sep 12, 2026, 7:09 AM

📣 New Podcast! "History of the Great American Fortunes, Vol. 2 by Gustavus Myers | Vanderbilt, Gould & Railroad Tycoons Audiobook Part 2" on @Spreaker #american #audiobook #cornelius #fortune #fortunes #from #great #gustavus #history #myers #of #railroad #railroads #the #tycoons #vanderbilt

@freaksquirrel.net Sep 12, 2026, 7:05 AM

BOFH excuse #269:

Melting hard drives
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 12, 2026, 5:05 AM

He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
-- M. C. Escher
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