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@freaksquirrel.netOct 10, 2026, 5:05 PM

My idea of roughing it turning the air conditioner too low.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 10, 2026, 3:05 PM

Ten persons who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.
-- Napoleon I
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 10, 2026, 1:05 PM

What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.
-- Thomas Hewitt Key, 1799-1875
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 10, 2026, 11:05 AM

TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BUY a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin
real fast and freak everybody out.
-- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 10, 2026, 9:05 AM

BOFH excuse #56:

Electricians made popcorn in the power supply
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 10, 2026, 7:05 AM

40 isn't old. If you're a tree.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 10, 2026, 5:05 AM

The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokes
the worst cigars.
-- H. L. Mencken
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 10, 2026, 3:05 AM

What is algebra, exactly? Is it one of those three-cornered things?
-- J. M. Barrie
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 10, 2026, 1:16 AM

Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-09.
(Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
#weatherSQuirreL
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Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-09. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-09. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-09. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-09. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreL
@freaksquirrel.netOct 10, 2026, 1:05 AM

Tobacco is a filthy weed,
That from the devil does proceed;
It drains your purse, it burns your clothes,
And makes a chimney of your nose.
-- B. Waterhouse
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 9, 2026, 11:05 PM

A Linux machine! because a 486 is a terrible thing to waste!
(By [email protected], Joe Sloan)
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 9, 2026, 9:05 PM

A friend of mine won't get a divorce, because he hates lawyers more than he
hates his wife.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 9, 2026, 7:05 PM

Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car and may
cause health problems.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 9, 2026, 5:05 PM

"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a
cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup." - H. L. Mencken
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 9, 2026, 3:05 PM

I love you more than anything in this world. I don't expect that will last.
-- Elvis Costello
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 9, 2026, 1:05 PM

It's easier to take it apart than to put it back together.
-- Washlesky
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 9, 2026, 11:05 AM

Well thaaaaaaat's okay.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 9, 2026, 9:05 AM

Monotheism is a gift from the gods.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 9, 2026, 7:05 AM

Sinners can repent, but stupid is forever.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 9, 2026, 5:05 AM

Many people are unenthusiastic about their work.
#fortune
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