Kenny The Bartender here, serving up the sacred words of George Carlin...
#GeorgeCarlin #Atheism #KennyTheBartenderTees

Happy National Drink Beer Day!!! Here's a design in my store @TeePublic - I spilled beer on my computer keyboard. It was ruined. Luckily, I had another one in the fridge...
#Beer #BeerLover #DrinkBeer #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8745...

Happy National Drink Beer Day!!! Here's a design in my store @eBay - If aliens are already here on Earth, I'm pretty sure I know why...
#Beer #DrinkBeer #BeerLover #Aliens #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29867486...

Happy National Drink Beer Day!!! I can't think of a better way to spend Monday, can you? Cheers!!!
#DrinkBeerDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some epic words from Epictetus...
#Epictetus #KennyTheBartenderTees

On Sunday, I'm a total Space Cadet. Speaking of which...here's a design from my shop @Redbubble - Houston, I am the problem...
#SpaceCadet #Space #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Sp...

The NBA is back on October 20th & everybody is excited. Even the cows...Here's a design in my store @TeePublic - Do cows dunk? Yes. In milk... #Dairy #NBA #DairyAir #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9469...

Happy National Chocolate Milk Day!!! They say money can't buy happiness - but it can buy chocolate milk. And that's close enough...
#ChocolateMilkDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up the low and slow words of John Wayne...
#JohnWayne #KennyTheBartenderTees

Tomorrow is 'National Pancake Day' but I'm more of a waffle guy, so...Here's a design in my store @TeePublic - Why was the pancake arrested? 'Unwaffle' activities...
#FunnyWaffle #FoodHumor #BreakfastLover #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9826...

Happy National Ghost Hunting Day!!! Here's shirt from my eBay store. I once told a really bad ghost joke. It haunts me to this day...
#Boos #FunnyGhost #Halloween #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29857607...

Happy National Ghost Hunting Day!!! Ghosts are terrible liars. You can see right thru them...
#NationalGhostHuntingDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up the very true words of Ringo Starr. He said this all the way back in 1964...
#RingoStarr #America #KennyTheBartenderTees

Happy National Lobster Day!!! Here's a design in my store @TeePublic - What's worse than lobsters on your piano? Crabs on your organ...
#Lobster #Shellfish #LobsterHumor #TShirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5874...

Sure, it's National Lobster Day, but let's not forget the other bottom feeders. Here's a shirt in my eBay store - Catfish are poor students. They're always below C-level...
#Catfish #DadJoke #FishingHumor #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29848264...

Happy National Lobster Day!!! A lobster got a job at the pizza buffet. He's working at the crust station...
#NationalLobsterDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, with some valuable words from Jon Stewart...
#JonStewart #Values #KennyTheBartenderTees

Hey, it's apple picking season. Watch your head...Here's a design in my store @TeePublic - A friend told me that all apples were yellow, but that's bananas...
#FunnyApple #Gravity #Physics #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9919...

Research shows that people who frequently swear possess higher verbal fluency and larger overall vocabularies, so here's a shirt in my eBay store. What do you call fancy swearing? Cursive... #Profanity #PottyMouth #FBombs #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees www.ebay.com/itm/29743336...

Happy National Punctuation Day!!! What do you call it when a physician corrects your punctuation? A medically induced comma...
#NationalPunctuationDay #KennyTheBartenderTees