The tailor was fired for not fitting in. #JokeOfTheDay

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What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador.

When the dairy farmer won the lottery, he was udderly shocked. #JokeOfTheDay

When the dairy farmer won the lottery, he was udderly shocked. #JokeOfTheDay

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Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.

A Bookish #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy

Would you rather have a stylish dog or a doggy style?
#jokeoftheday #dadjoke #pun #dog #doggystyle

I wanted to learn how to drive a train but the instructor told me I'd lost my locomotion. #JokeOfTheDay

I wanted to learn how to drive a train but the instructor told me I'd lost my locomotion. #JokeOfTheDay

What's the Italian sense of humour like?
I'm mean, but I don't mean it.
#jokeoftheday #dadjoke #thoughtoftheday#italian #humour #mean

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The butcher was so proud of his work, he thought it was a cut above the rest. #JokeOfTheDay

The butcher was so proud of his work, he thought it was a cut above the rest. #JokeOfTheDay

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.

Why do people get racist in winter?

They don't want to go anywhere at night because it's dark.

That's not nice.
#dadjoke #humour #jokeoftheday #racism #night #daek

Casual Weekly Funny: I told my raid leader I’d be late —

🤣🤣 he said that’s fine, the boss will still enrage whether I’m there or not. 🤣🤣

#badjoke #WoWhumor #joke #jokeoftheday #worldofwarcraft

I asked a Welshman how many girlfriends he'd had, but he fell asleep whilst counting...
#jokeoftheday #joke #welsh

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner because it was just gathering dust. #JokeOfTheDay

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner because it was just gathering dust. #JokeOfTheDay