Cedric’s poor attempt at miming being stuck behind a pane of glass didn’t go down well at Phyllis’s pianoforte recital.
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Oswald discovered, as had so many more before him, that when Charles Darwin shook your hand, you certainly knew it had been shaken. #GirlsOwnCC

“I’m AGHAST at such IMMODESTY!”roared Algernon. “We simply CANNOT continue until the piano legs have been covered!”

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Don’t you worry Mr. Steinway, I can play,
I’m a dab ‘and at ‘The Ole Bull an’ Bush’ dahn the pub.

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"I don't understand, Mr Jones. Last week you agreed to come and sing the baritone part, and now you wish to take the soprano instead?"

(Very high and breathlessly) "Nasty workplace accident, I'm afraid. It's Counter-Tenor and Widow Twankey for me from here on."

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Enjoy this Sunday’s caption contest! Give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC

An exceptional illustration led to some exceptional captions in last Sunday’s #GirlsOwnCC
🥇 @julesmrobertsf1.bsky.social
🥈 @erburyoldboy.bsky.social
🥉 @herodotuspenguin.bsky.social
4th @ancientnmodern.bsky.social
Highly commended @phlogginganorse.bsky.social and @vickinunn.bsky.social 👏👏👏

#girlsowncc the crowd was clearly becoming restless with the slow rate of England’s scoring in the Lords test match. “If only someone would invent Bazball,” intoned Blowers, “the excitement should be on the pitch, not here in the Long Room!”

Whilst everyone swooned over May's reenactment of Elizabeth Siddal in a barge, Julia decided on a more modern interpretation of the Oxbridge boat race. #GirlsOwnCC

“Well Time Out called it ‘a dark admixture of Pinter and Ibsen with the sadness of Chekhov.’” #GirlsOwnCC

I’m fascinated to know what this is illustrating. The mind rather boggles #GirlsOwnCC

Preparations for the surprise visit of Queen Victoria were enthusiastic but chaotic #GirlsOwnCC

Darling, is this the Club 18-30 you've been telling me about?
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Darling, is this the Club 18-30 you've been telling me about?
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As Mabel held her umbrella aloft, she thought, not for the first time, that perhaps teaching Sunday School was not for her.

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"Mr Bentham left specific instructions. When he died, he had his body preserved and every time we have a party, we're supposed to bring him along. And face it, Alice - this is one hell of a party."

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There were admittedly some initial teething problems with early performances of the Hokey Cokey… #GirlsOwnCC

Camilla thought the tennis club’s end of season social had got a little out of hand this year
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