What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a horse’s favorite sport? Stable tennis. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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https://youtu.be/TGYRQXOBcLc #nerd-tv

Social media isn't filled with junk, the algorithim is too good. I sometimes complain about the junk too. But flood the fyp and give alot of watchtime to comprehensible input tiktoks.

Tiktok becomes a language learning machine, not a gooning machine. #polyglot #nerd

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a frog’s favorite drink? Croak-a-Cola. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Exciting Phase 3 Results for Tegoprazan in NERD Presented at ACG 2026 #USA #Braintree #Sebela_Pharmaceuticals #Tegoprazan #NERD

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don't skeletons ever use cell phones? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a turtle that can sing? A rap-turtle. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer