@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 10:00 AMWhat do you call a bear who loves art? Pablo Bearcasso. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 9:49 AMWhat do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 9:37 AMWhy did the computer break up with the internet? There was no connection. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 9:24 AMWhy don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 9:13 AMWhy do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 9:00 AMWhat do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk? An udder failure. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 8:52 AMWhy don’t airplanes tell jokes? They’re afraid of crashing the punchline. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 8:42 AMHow do you organize a space party? You planet. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 8:32 AMWhy don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 8:19 AMWhy did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 8:05 AMWhy don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 7:54 AMWhy did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 7:43 AMWhat’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 7:32 AMWhy don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 7:23 AMWhy was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 7:05 AMWhat do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 6:56 AMWhat do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 6:47 AMWhat do you call a fish who loves to play basketball? A bass-ketball player. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 6:34 AMWhat do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 6:21 AMWhat do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer