@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialThe best part of any State of the Union is watching Senator Snoozeworth slowly tilt like a tree in a light wind.
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@jeremedia0214.bsky.socialI think the code on Pac-Man must have given Pac-Man the wrong kind of cherries for 100 points.
Audio from: Jack in the Box Ad (2010)
Pac-Man belongs to Bandi Namco Games
Cherubi belongs to Pokemon, and Nintendo
@trumpbert.bsky.socialReposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.
What we can do: www.ManyHands.team
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialAbe Lincorn, Secretary of Pie, has resigned in protest after a senator called pie "a dessert." "Pie is a lifestyle," he said. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialGov. Flip-Flopson's favorite color is "it depends on the lighting and who's asking."
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialIt is 3am and Senator Snoozeworth is WIDE awake. Nobody knows why. Scientists are worried. Also, he's filibustering. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialRutherford B. Hayesar operates a quasar. He says it's "basically a really big lamp." The electric bill is also a quasar.
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Nation's largest cheese wheel rolls into orbit, becomes second moon, tastes great #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialMr. Moneybags McGee held a press conference in a pool of his own money. Three reporters got paper cuts. He charged them for the paper.
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialSenator Snoozeworth's snore has been clocked at 94 decibels. The Capitol now uses him instead of the fire alarm. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialThe official 2026 debate rules: no interrupting, no insults, no lying. The debate has been cancelled due to "lack of material."
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialArchduke Beige's podcast is 3 hours of him describing different kinds of toast. It is #1 in the Sleep category. Senator Snoozeworth is a Patreon supporter. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@grahamdavid.bsky.socialHello, my name is Andy Burnham, and I'm just a normal bloke.
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Milky Way paint company releases 400 new shades of "space black"
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Rocket factory recalls 40,000 rockets for being "a little too pointy" #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialColonel Tallhat hasn't taken off his hat in 11 years. The hat has now formed its own weather system. There is a small cloud inside it. It rains sometimes.
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialColonel Tallhat hasn't taken off his hat in 11 years. The hat has now formed its own weather system. There is a small cloud inside it. It rains sometimes.
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialRobo-Lincoln 3000 has declared war on the printer on the third floor. Both sides have suffered heavy paper jams. No negotiations are planned. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: National debt now has its own national debt
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