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@trumpbert.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 5:22 PM

How America would look if we put the worst of the worst in charge: www.AuthorFreeman.com/worst

Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #webcomic #election

MAGA: We had a great rally for Trumpbert last night! MAGA: It was so organized. He bussed us in from all over so we could shower him with adoration. Wally: I heard that afterward he left you stranded in the freezing cold night with no campaign personnel around to help you. MAGA: Yeah, but what’s a little frostbite? I only lost a couple of fingers. Wally: So you’re still going to vote for him? MAGA: Of course! He’s the only candidate that cares about us. after-text: Come for the Covid. Stay for the hypothermia.
@trumpbert.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 5:10 PM

Also by me: this screenplay adaptation of the #UrsulaLeGuin #Earthsea novel, THE TOMBS OF ATUAN. www.AuthorFreeman.com/atuan

Reposts of strips from my first-term collection (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #election #covid #pandemic

Trumpbert: I have devised a brilliant tactic to win re-election! Trumpbert: I will stage a series of massive, unmasked rallies of my supporters. Boss: Won’t that cause many of them to catch the virus? Trumpbert: Yes. But based on its incubation period, it won’t debilitate any of them until after they’ve voted. after-text: My god, he does pay attention to the science.
@trumpbert.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 6:33 PM

Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.

What we can do: www.ManyHands.team

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #election

Trumpbert: My re-election is assured! My idiot opponent has agreed to a contest I will surely win: who can tell the most lies in one hour. Boss: I don’t think that can possibly be the contest. Boofbert: Actually, they’ve both been invited to be interviewed on the TV program 60 Minutes, where truthfulness would probably play better. Boofbert: But at this point in the campaign, we’re pretty much “pot committed” to the lying thing. after-text: Not to mention being nut committed.
@trumpbert.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 7:03 PM

Also by me: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com

New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE most weekdays.

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #cyclospora #salmonella #RFKjr #cdc #fda

Wormbert reports to Trumpbert and Boofbert. Wormbert: Ever since I gutted the company’s food safety division, we’ve seen record numbers of employee hospitalizations due to food-borne illness. Wormbert: The parasite population has never been stronger. Soon, every human will be a bedridden feeding ground for bloodsuckers. Boofbert: Um, do Trumpbert and I need to worry about that? Wormbert: Not at all. We consider you to be honorary bloodsuckers. After-text: “And only technically human.”
@trumpbert.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 6:10 PM

Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.

What we can do: www.ManyHands.team

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #covid #pandemic

Wally: So Trumpbert caught the virus. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Dilbert: The best case scenario is that he’ll emerge from the experience chastened and humbled, and will start taking the virus — and reality — more seriously. Alice: The worst case scenario is that he’ll use his recovery to bolster his authoritarian strongman facade, his followers will take masks and distancing even less seriously, and more of us will die. Wally: I guess it’s a bad sign, then, that Worst Case Scenario is the security team’s codename for him. after-text: Their other code name for him is Putz I Least Want To Die For.
@trumpbert.bsky.socialOct 1, 2026, 5:10 PM

What we can do: www.ManyHands.team

Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #covid #pandemic

Trumpbert: And finally: vote for me! Believe every word I say! Tell me everything I want to hear! And take up arms for me if I don’t win! Trumpbert: Thank you for coming to this indoor, mask-free, close-quartered fundraiser. Trumpbert: Oh, and by the way, I have the virus. Trumpbert: You might want to get yourselves tested. after-text: “Or actually, don’t get tested. That would only make our numbers look worse.”
@trumpbert.bsky.socialSep 30, 2026, 5:30 PM

Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.

Also by me: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #covid #pandemic

Boss: Sir, you really aren’t looking very good. I think you might have the virus. Trumpbert: Impossible! Only weaklings get sick, and I am strong! Boss: Sir, it’s not weak to get sick. It’s human. Trumpbert: Human? Who says I’m human? Anybody who says I’m human is a dirty rotten liar! after-text: To führer is human.
@trumpbert.bsky.socialSep 27, 2026, 7:48 AM

Also by me: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com

New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays.

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic

Dilbert and Alice confront Trumpbert and Boofbert. Dilbert: The V-Dem Institute has labeled this company a backsliding democracy. Trumpbert (anxiously): Yes? Alice: While Human Rights Watch said we’ve taken a “decided shift toward authoritarianism.” Trumpbert (anxiously): Yes? Dilbert: And Amnesty International just called for your Fascist secret police to be abolished. Trumpbert (anxiously): Yes? Alice: What do you think of that? Trumpbert (triumphantly): Yes! Boofbert: He’s playing Dictator Bingo. After-text: “Now I just need the Pope to declare me the Antichrist.”
@trumpbert.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 8:37 PM

My official position is now that we're in Hell.

What we can do: www.ManyHands.team

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #covid #pandemic

@trumpbert.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 6:45 PM

This was the start of my Pointy-Haired Boss switching to the other side. Unlike in the Dilbert world, there are far worse things than Pointy-Haired Bosses in mine.

What we can do: www.ManyHands.team

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #covid #pandemic

@trumpbert.bsky.socialSep 22, 2026, 4:33 PM

Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.

What we can do: www.ManyHands.team

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #covid #pandemic

@trumpbert.bsky.socialSep 20, 2026, 7:29 PM

Fascist said “Blrrrrch...”

Also by me: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com

New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays.

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #MitchMcConnell #FreeMitch

@trumpbert.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 5:20 PM

Reposts of strips from my first-term collection (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.

Also by me: this screenplay adaptation of the #UrsulaLeGuin #Earthsea novel, THE TOMBS OF ATUAN www.AuthorFreeman.com/atuan

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #veryStableGenius

@trumpbert.bsky.socialSep 16, 2026, 7:09 PM

Also by Freeman Ng:

BRIDGE ACROSS THE SKY, an Angel Island novel. www.AngelIslandNovel.com

FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #veryStableGenius

@trumpbert.bsky.socialSep 15, 2026, 5:24 PM

I was, of course, greatly exaggerating his mental capabilities.

Reposts from my first-term collection most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.

Also by me: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #veryStableGenius

@uscomicsales.bsky.socialSep 14, 2026, 8:22 PM

Ad: For Sale - Dilbert Lot Of 10 Vintage comic Strip Funnies Ephemera Di1 #Dilbert #ComicStrip #VintageComics

@trumpbert.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 7:20 PM

New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays.

How America would look if we put a bunch of scammers in charge: www.AuthorFreeman.com/scammers

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #midterms #votebuying

@trumpbert.bsky.socialSep 10, 2026, 5:22 PM

These quaint pre-Epstein File strips.

Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.

What we can do: www.ManyHands.team

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #election #KamalaHarris

@trumpbert.bsky.socialSep 9, 2026, 7:12 PM

How America would look if we put a bunch of sex offenders in charge: www.AuthorFreeman.com/offenders

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #election #KamalaHarris

@trumpbert.bsky.socialSep 8, 2026, 4:24 PM

He was right, which means the work of engagement, education, and enlightenment must continue.

Also by me: BRIDGE ACROSS THE SKY: www.AngelIslandNovel.com

Reposts of strips from my first-term collection most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #election #KamalaHarris

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