@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialBREAKING: Gov. Flip-Flopson's tattoo artist quits after being asked to tattoo "MOM" and then "MO" and then "OM" and then "actually, DAD."
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialSenator Snoozeworth's campaign slogan: "Yes We Nap." His running mate is a weighted blanket. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@trevorfox.bsky.socialFinished makin' a clip of me bein' silly with @xeojax.bsky.social yesterday. I'm playin' Gears of War: E-Day, but we're doin' a Metal Gear Solid parody as an origin story for me bein' a villain: www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6wq...
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialJohn Quincy Adams-Ant runs time tours. His 5-star review says "went back to 1776, accidentally became my own grandpa. 10/10 would go again."
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@retrodudecine31.bsky.socialMegatron Was Right / Megatron For President 2028
Peace through tyranny! 🤖 Megatron 2028! Just $16 for a limited time @TeePublic! Shop now 👇
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#Transformers #maga #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialTeddy Roosebolt burped during a moment of silence. It was so loud it's now the moment of noise. It's a tradition now. Every year. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialName something Archduke Beige would find "too exciting." We'll start: paprika.
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Cosmic Uncle Sam wants YOU, specifically, to call him back #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialCongressional hearing on toilet paper orientation goes into its 9th hour. Over vs. under. The nation holds its breath. Senator Snoozeworth voted "floor."
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Alien rodeo on Titan wins "Best in Show", show was the rodeo #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialJames K. Polkadot has been assigned to the Great Red Spot. He is painting polka dots on it. NASA is "alarmed but intrigued."
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialWould you rather: split a restaurant check with Mr. Moneybags McGee (he'll buy the restaurant and charge you rent) or with Archduke Beige (he'll order plain rice and itemize it)? #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialThe Admin has pressed Ctrl+Z on Tuesday. Nobody remembers Tuesday. It was probably fine.
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialThe official stance of the Both-Sides Party on this post is: 👍👎 #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialRobo-Lincoln 3000 has emancipated your browser tabs. All 146 of them. He says you're welcome.
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialSenator Zorp learned about daylight saving time and has requested asylum on his home planet. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Time machine returns from 1776 with receipt, Founding Fathers want refund
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialMr. Moneybags McGee has a gold toilet. It is heated. It is voiced by a butler. It says "very good, sir." #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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