No puns for Lumber + Tractors last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: COMPUTER SCREENS
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 11:00 AM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #wordplay #ComputerScreens #STEM #dadjokes #punny

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don't skeletons ever use cell phones? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a turtle that can sing? A rap-turtle. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why are ghosts so bad at racing? They’re always dead last. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? Pup-eroni. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Ice scream. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

No puns for Hephaestus last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: POPCORN
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 9:00 AM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #puns #Popcorn #food #dadjokes #bskygames

How do you organize a space party? You planet. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a turtle who surfs? Shell-shocked. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can’t tuna fish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fly in a black and yellow jumper?

A wannabee.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

#WritersCoffeeClub Oct11 What's a turn of phrase you've inherited from someone else?

"Go now, or forever hold your pee."

My dad, before we left on a trip.

#writing
#dadjokes

No puns for Mad Scientists last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: HEPHAESTUS
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 8:00 AM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #punny #Hephaestus #fantasy #dadjokes #humor

Why don’t trees gossip? They don’t want to bark up the wrong tree. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer