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@the-sigh-borg.bsky.social Sep 21, 2026, 5:21 PM

🎤 All of the fortune tellers I've met are either really depressing or overly enthusiastic…

Why can't I find a happy medium?

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@the-sigh-borg.bsky.social Sep 21, 2026, 1:45 PM

📋 My son needs a job. I told him he should apply for Search & Rescue…

They're always looking for someone.

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@the-sigh-borg.bsky.social Sep 18, 2026, 5:21 PM

⚙️ I got fired from the keyboard factory…

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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@the-sigh-borg.bsky.social Sep 18, 2026, 1:45 PM

🎩 What has two butts and kills people?

An assassin

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@the-sigh-borg.bsky.social Sep 17, 2026, 5:21 PM

👔 Attempted to exercise this morning…

Didn't work out.

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@the-sigh-borg.bsky.social Sep 17, 2026, 1:45 PM

🍴 I asked the passenger next to me if they’d switch seats since I was flying with my family. They declined…

So now I'm sitting with my family

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@the-sigh-borg.bsky.social Sep 16, 2026, 5:21 PM

💵 What do British people consider a ton of money?

2,000 pounds

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@the-sigh-borg.bsky.social Sep 16, 2026, 1:45 PM

🐕 My lawyer quit to become a dog breeder…

turns out he prefers boxers over briefs

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@the-sigh-borg.bsky.social Sep 15, 2026, 5:21 PM

⚡ If I could could choose one superpower, it would be invisibility…

I just want to make myself clear

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@the-sigh-borg.bsky.social Sep 15, 2026, 1:45 PM

🔨 The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden…

He's currently assembling his cabinet.

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@the-sigh-borg.bsky.social Sep 14, 2026, 5:21 PM

🎩 What do you call someone who tells Dad Jokes but isn't a dad?

A Faux Pa

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@the-sigh-borg.bsky.social Sep 14, 2026, 1:45 PM

🍴 My biggest mistake was challenging Death to a pillow fight…

I was NOT prepared for the reaper cushions

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@gruvenreuven.bsky.social Sep 13, 2026, 5:10 PM

The 7 dwarfs were sitting in a hot tub until Doc started to feel sleepy, then Sleepy got out. #rimshot #groan #Dad #disney #jokes

@the-sigh-borg.bsky.social Sep 11, 2026, 5:21 PM

📅 I lost my job at the calendar factory for taking a day off.

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@the-sigh-borg.bsky.social Sep 11, 2026, 1:45 PM

🍵 I have been teaching my dog to fetch tools from my workshop…

He's not perfect, but he knows the drill!

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@the-sigh-borg.bsky.social Sep 10, 2026, 5:21 PM

🍺 The other day I changed a lightbulb, crossed the road and walked into a bar…

My whole life is a joke

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@the-sigh-borg.bsky.social Sep 10, 2026, 1:45 PM

🔗 Until they invented the other side of velcro, it never really caught on

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@the-sigh-borg.bsky.social Sep 9, 2026, 5:21 PM

📚 Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they spend years at C

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@the-sigh-borg.bsky.social Sep 9, 2026, 1:45 PM

😄 "LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS" ~Capitalists

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@the-sigh-borg.bsky.social Sep 8, 2026, 5:21 PM

🎩 Did it bother anybody else that the guy from Operation was clearly wide awake?

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