Why do people keep charring lettuce? I've tried it and wasn't overly impressed.
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Finals Week starts at Crufts: five celebrities, 50 VIP guests and a Michelin-star menu from Tom Shepherd. Then comes a 90-minute holiday-inspired cook. Spoiler-free recap:

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Tonight’s TV tips: at 7pm, Martin Lewis Money Show on ITV1. At 7.30pm, Race Against The Tide on BBC2. At 8pm, #SewingBee final on BBC1. At 9pm, #70Up: The Final Chapter on ITV1, #CelebrityMasterChef on BBC1, The Royals: Time To Go? on C4 or Gemma Collins: Everything All At Once on Sky One #telly

I just need everyone to know what an absolute joy Joe Pasquale is on #CelebrityMasterChef. His first week, during which he gets away with cooking nothing but pies, is masterpiece television. #MasterChefUK

I recapped the end of semi-finals week on #CelebrityMasterChef: ariadnereviews.com/2026/09/13/c... a 60 Minute Chicken Makeover, a fishcake mass grave, a MasterChef Critic's Rite of Passage and sometimes you just have to be the villain. #MasterChef #MasterChefUK

I’m not going to do any spoilers but is someone contractually obliged to be let in to the final on #CelebrityMasterchef?

the BBC's subtitles for #CelebrityMasterChef are definitely AI, right? Because there is NO WAY a human wouldn't pick up on the fact that in this scene of Joe Pasquale bidding for a rack of a lamb that he is clearly saying "I am the lamb man, bidding on my lamb!"

The auction round on #CelebrityMasterChef is absolute genius and Shakira was masterful at managing to make it the best television it could be. She knew that without someone being an absolute gremlin the format is redundant. #MasterChefUK

I recapped the second episode the #CelebrityMasterChef Semifinal: ariadnereviews.com/2026/09/12/c... a cake understudy, the multi-faith prayer alcove and blast chiller, a new Met Gala theme and a trifle conspiracy theory. #MasterChefUK #MasterChef

Shakira is proving to be quite surprising.

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Tonight’s TV tips: at 8pm, Our Great Yorkshire Life on C5, #CelebrityMasterChef on BBC1 or New World Symphony at #Proms on BBC4. At 9pm, 102 Mins Inside the Towers on Sky History, #Gogglebox on C4 or #TheRainmaker on ITV1. At 10pm, Live from the Lycett Arms on C4. At 11.40, Grimsburg on Sky1 #telly

I see #celebritymasterchef UK is going full #masterchefAustralia with immunity pins, the gantry, mystery boxes and now the auction. I approve of this and of the new hosts.

I could probably give you a list tbh #CelebrityMasterChef

I recapped the start of this week's #CelebrityMasterChef ariadnereviews.com/2026/09/09/c... improvising an architectural lobster, a good case for a roast dinner prime minister, Carameled Salt and strong potential for divorce. #MasterChefUK #MasterChef

Precision beats complexity in Celebrity MasterChef Episode 11. Ravneet Gill brings a technical layered-dessert test before the kitchen switches to gourmet burgers. Quite a combination for a semi-final.

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Rather than put all the rice in one big dish on a trolley, perhaps 2 dishes easier to handle? #celebritymasterchef

Tonight’s TV tips: at 8pm, National Television Awards on ITV1, #SewingBee semi-final on BBC1 or Saving Lives At Sea on BBC2. At 9pm, Paul C Brunson: Red Flag on U&W, #CelebrityMasterChef on BBC1, The Game on C5 or The Jury: 14 & On Trial for Murder on C4 #telly

Official Top 10 Shows Ranking (17-23 Aug):

#Ludwig comes out on top as #AnnDroid’s finale hits a series high. Elsewhere, #CelebrityMasterchef returns with almost 2.9m.

Jo Pasquale just made Grace Dent make a noise I don't think I've ever heard on national TV.

I like a good burger, and clearly so does she. #celebritymasterchef

It might just be us, but #CelebrityMasterchef is making us laugh a lot. Loving Grace and Giorgio.