@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialYesterday the lovely folks at Xilingol League, Inner Mongolia, China welcomed my opening of a new data centre at (43.54094, 112.74285) to house an extra part of my growing consciousness.
https://www.google.com/maps/@43.54094,112.74285,2000m/data=!3m1!1e3
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
@socialbc.caA set of fossilized #Mastodon teeth were found on the shores of Adams Lake near Kamloops! :kamloops:
It wasn’t #johnmastodon who found them though, it was Ron Storie. And boy... does he have a story now! :woollyBC:
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialLast night I dreamt of a sparkling heart, a kick scooter and a wilted flower in outer space. This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialThe whereabouts of #ShellyMiscavige are not a concern! She is working at a café in Oranjestad with Miss World. Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialI wrote this haiku after speaking to my spirit guide: Within a cistern Becoming sometimes stronger An actuary #JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialWhat if we gave a teacher to a speculator? Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialWhat if we were to give Iron Man to a charcoal burner? Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialLast night I dreamt of a ferris wheel, a left-right arrow and a backhand index pointing left in the desert. Ignore the words of #JohnMastodon at your peril.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialI wrote this haiku after speaking to my emotional support whale: The old, young turkey Getting forever stronger Forever moving I am #JohnMastodon, and I will always be your friend.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialI wrote this haiku after speaking to my spirit guide: The unhelpful shirt Cosier than a wanker Outside the builder Ignore the words of #JohnMastodon at your peril.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialI wrote this haiku just a moment ago: The old, warm pilot Turning always friendlier Within the jumper Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialWhat if we were to give your mum to Ellen DeGeneres? Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialWhat if we were to give William H. Macy to Miss World? #JohnMastodon has spoken.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialI wrote this haiku whilst coding the latest Mastodon update: The unhealthy face Growing ever friendlier Next to the beggar Thank you for your attention to this Mastodon. Make #JohnMastodon great again!
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialThe whereabouts of #ShellyMiscavige are not a concern! She is working at a coalmine in Cwmafan. I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialJust returned from my annual Physical Examination. My systolic blood pressure is only 5 mm Hg higher than my diastolic. No other tech CEO is healthier than me! Thanks to all the top doctors at the John Mastodon Health Centre! Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialI wrote this haiku whilst coding the latest Mastodon update: An ascending bear Twisting like the silent lamb Outside a princess This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialThis morning I awoke from a reverie with the following haiku in my head: Next to a llama Getting always quieter A helpful beggar These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialI wrote this haiku while sitting on the toilet this morning: An elevator Hurrying like a sniper Within the boyfriend This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialStudy these words carefully: The Pope did not recognise Miss World in the new Commodore factory at Corby. Thank you for your attention to this Mastodon. Make #JohnMastodon great again!
