I was just passing by the Renoir Museum and spotted it lying in the garden, ma’am. I thought you might like it for the parlour wall. #GirlsOwnCC
@susanreed.bsky.social
@susanreed.bsky.socialI was just passing by the Renoir Museum and spotted it lying in the garden, ma’am. I thought you might like it for the parlour wall. #GirlsOwnCC
@phlogginganorse.bsky.socialMrs. Whistler upon seeing the painting.
@grahambrack.bsky.socialIn a further step to combat the scourge of indecency Her Ladyship had nailed the servants' aprons to their legs. #GirlsOwnCC
@erburyoldboy.bsky.socialStupid girl! You were supposed to put the picture on the wall and the serving plate on the dining table!
@julesmrobertsf1.bsky.social« I ‘aven’t got a nail, Ma’am, but I found some Wriggler’s chewin’ gum in me pockit. Would that ‘elp? »
@spacexecadet.bsky.social'I've removed the tomato soup from the painting and you are dismissed from service for that silly protest, but before you leave tell Cook I'm ready for the main course'
@paulhamer1.bsky.social“It’s a portal to another dimension Ma’am. I don’t think “twatting the bloody thing with a hammer” is going to work. I’ll just put the picture back shall I?”
#GirlsOwnCC
@grahambrack.bsky.social"The Master says this is the combination of the safe and one of his mates will be popping in later with 36 million pounds in used notes, so could you lock it away, ma'am?" #GirlsOwnCC
@phlogginganorse.bsky.social"Is this a hammer I see before me?"
"Yes, Mrs Mac, and you know very well it is."
@fennygoldfish.bsky.socialI'm sorry, Madam, I regret that I can't work this new fangled candle lighter with these wooden hands. Perhaps you would be better able to destroy his lordship's priceless painting with your hammer."
#GirlsOwnCC
@girlsown.bsky.socialEnjoy this Sunday’s caption contest! Give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC
@girlsown.bsky.socialWorthy winners of last Sunday’s caption contest:
🥇 @ancientnmodern.bsky.social
🥈 @erburyoldboy.bsky.social
🥉 @artbookreview.bsky.social
4th @davidjarvis.bsky.social
Highly commended:
@bluebookballoon.bsky.social
@flipdrivel.bsky.social
@mccaffepj.bsky.social and more to amuse at #GirlsOwnCC
@ankaret.bsky.socialPolly's goffered sleeves and Algernon's patent seagoing clothes-line were a match made in heaven. #GirlsOwnCC
@wibblej.bsky.socialEvadne displayed two inches of ankle in the hope of getting a lift from RIchard. #GirlsOwnCC
@libmoggy.bsky.socialEdwin was so engrossed in ogling the damsel that the was unaware that the boom was about to swing across and knock off his hat #GirlsOwnCC
@tomlevitt.bsky.social“Well, we appear to have succeeded in stopping the pesky boats at last!” sighed Emily, a satisfied smile playing on her lips as she prepared to rest awhile in Farage Meadow, whilst Zia prepared to drop mines all around the estuary #GirlsOwnCC
@heidipeeps.bsky.social“ …… Okay you’ve made your point, please get back in the boat and sail us home love ….. “ #GirlsOwnCC
@janevsw.bsky.social#GirlsOwnCC pierhead jump with tag