Isn't the same model of pipe Popeye favoured?

There are time when I'm so glad I have no interest in games

Enjoy it while you can, if you can 😬

And your lentils

Beautifully put

They must have meant "best man" though, surely

:)

Bridegroom? Alter? Esteemed Editrix, have you been drinking?

After all, almost everyone says "pronounciation". I bet the younger royals do. Are they plebs?

I take all your points. I was just quibbling with your use of the word "class". I don't think it's about social class, like accents, it's more self-appointed language guardians seeking to "other" what you (I think misleadingly) call the "plebs".

I don't know, she may well believe in the contents, which seems better than swearing on the Bible when you neither know nor care what it says

Finally found it. The crafty sister is putting us off by aiming in a different direction ;-]

Wait till you see the vinegar badger

PS thanks for the wonderful resource that is GDS

I see her loyalty extends to the same makeup regime as the Mango Mussolini

Yes, I checked that out first to be sure I wasn't imagining things! I bet they did have a pun guy. Dad jokes were huge in those days