@craftycow.bsky.socialMadam was not best pleased to find Ethel in the process of trying to steal a painting. “were you planning on hiding it under your apron Ethel?”
“No ma’m I’ve already got the sideboard, a crystal decanter and all the silver under there”
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@diarts1.bsky.social“It says ‘ere that it’s an intangible reflection on the existential anxieties inherent in the human condition but I just fought someone had stuck a funny plate on the wall”
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@oldbat.bsky.social"You silly girl, you can't just hold a match up to the painting and expect to collect the insurance settlement. Fetch a lamp and my husband and I'll show you how to stage a convincing accident scene." #GirlsOwnCC
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@chaletfan.bsky.social"mildred?"
"yes millicent?"
"my apron's haunted"
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"my bustle's a travel rug"
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"cup of tea?"
@diarts1.bsky.socialCook felt that the new maid had spent long enough discussing modern art with Lady Clitheroe so began to subtly reel her back into the kitchen.
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@mooch-monkey.bsky.socialPainting ✅
Wall ✅
Hammer ✅
Nails ✅
Wire ✅
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Interfering man ❎
@pabloccollins.bsky.social"Sorry Ma'am, they appear to have made away with all the old masters. I did find this Albrecht Durex, though. They must have dropped it on the way out through the sewing room as it's slightly damaged. It seems to have a pin prick in it."
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@julesmrobertsf1.bsky.social« As you can see, Betty, I have cleverly concealed the corpse behind the Constable. »
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@bunnystroganoff.bsky.social"Skinning up Ethel? Got any spare ganja for my pipe? I've run out of laudanum" #GirlsOwnCC
@p1dge0n.bsky.socialMa'am, the handyman sends his apologies but his back is playing up. If you don't want it up against the wall, you'll need to sort it yourself.
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@justade.bsky.socialLook, there's no need to get snippy - i was just taking the painting to be cleaned, admittedly out of the parlour window but that's the quickest way to the laundry room as I'm sure you'd agree...
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@herodotuspenguin.bsky.social“The Borrowers: Deep Impact”, Arrietty is wiped out by a falling coin while trying to hang a postage stamp on the wall. The movie was not a success. #GirlsOwnCc
@phlogginganorse.bsky.social"Mabel, you're wearing that hallowe'en ghost hood all wrong."
@greyrigs.bsky.socialBut madam, I have turned his KKK hood into a very useful apron, even if the eye holes make useless pockets. If you take that toffee hammer to his paintings then revenge will be ours.
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@phlogginganorse.bsky.socialThe gallery's earliest security cameras were deemed somewhat intrusive.