I'm worried about the beer shortage that will happen almost immediately. #WhenItHappens

My money's on a hemorrhagic stroke, please. #ItsGoingToHappen #whenithappens #timesarrow

Whatever it is, I'm guessing it isn't good. #WhenItHappens

Let’s be clear about this. This was not a ‘slip’, this is how Paxton really feels, but it happened to be caught on mic. From what I’m gathering, this is how most of the GOP feel. They’re waiting around the same as the rest of us … waiting for “it” to happen.

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I know there's at least 15-20 folks who wanna be national heroes. Heavily rewarded.

I pledge to give at least two of them enthusiastic blowjobs for life.

For real tho, there's more guns in this country than people, with owners who'd give it all for enthusiastic blowjobs.

DM me #whenithappens

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The world awaits with bated breath, sir. #WhenItHappens

"Bully" is his preferred look. I can't wait till I no longer have to look at that face (the champagne is chilling for #whenithappens)

This gem is being added to my #WhenItHappens playlist! Thank you for sharing.

Ok, we're good here. Thanks again for the idea which I promptly and shamelessly stole. #WhenItHappens

You and me both, my friend 🥂 I guarantee we will break the internet
🤣😂😆

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I hope we can pop that champagne sooner than later! 😂

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Fingers crossed.

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Most non vintage champagnes only last 3-5 yrs. I just learned this brand says 3-4 yrs.
Cmon mother nature and take him already!
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Doesn't it get better with age? Unlike humans.

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