Whither atrophy?
@berniebanter.bsky.social
@berniebanter.bsky.socialWhither atrophy?
@richardpulsford.bsky.socialThere must be trouble at the anti-trans meeting as they've asked someone to man the door
@jpkeates.comNobody knows how to correctly pluralise athletic equipment, discuss.
@eggforbread.bsky.socialMy Dad was so frugal, he used to search for the least expensive fish when we were in the supermarket.
Cheapskate?
No, they do come cheaper.
@maxharvey79.bsky.socialKing Charles was struggling to pin a medal to someone, but his aides didn't try and assist.
No-one wanted to brooch the subject.
@andy200.bsky.social@berniebanter.bsky.socialMy shaky knowledge of Greek myth has always been my Achilles thumb.
@nigel63.bsky.socialOh tetromiNO, not again! 😦
@chickblaine.bsky.social@richardpulsford.bsky.socialIn the Tetris competition it's currently all square
@jpkeates.com"My wife's favourite 80s movie is Moonstruck, while I prefer First Blood. She's adamant she's right, though."
"She prefers some Cher over the Rambo?"
"That was much earlier!"
@eggforbread.bsky.socialImagine my disappointment when I learned my new job as an undercover cop didn't mean staying in bed all day. #Lunchpun
@maxharvey79.bsky.socialMy breath smells like potatoes ever since I bought this new tuber toothpaste.
@jsdocherty.bsky.socialA girl at school said she'd date a guy if he passed all his science exams. She changed her mind on results day, saying they lacked chemistry
#LunchPun
@neilolney.bsky.social#LunchPun #mondaymirth I’ve had an idea and wrote something about making hi-fi loudspeakers from recycled A4 and cardboard. It sounds good on paper.
@andy200.bsky.social
@rogerthedodger.bsky.socialBest thing about #EPL ⚽ so far this season for me was discovering that the #NewcastleUnited goalkeeper, Lukáš Horníček, doesn't just have an awesome surname - he actually is a Czech!
Maybe his partner can confirm if the first part of his surname is correct 🤔