Clarrie came up with a unique approach to art theft. She would steal her Ladyship’s highly valuable collection of paintings one little piece at a time… #GirlsOwnCC

It’s an original Bob Ross, don’t worry it’s just an happy little accident #GirlsOwnCC

Don't worry Mary, it is a very heavy painting to put up for the exhibition, perhaps you should just go and make Miss Emin's bed instead.
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Whistler's Family.

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No, Aunt Ephelia, no! You may disapprove of male unmentionables, but you shall not take a hammer to my only remaining image of dear Frank - my 'Apollo in a Landscape'! #GirlsOwnCC

Oh sorry, pet, it says to “*hook up* the artworks.” #GirlsOwnCC

"Going, going, gone! The Gainsborough goes to the young lady with the apron."
"Oh sorry Missus, I was waving to my friend. I've only got thruppence."

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Honestly Ethel I have told you before about using shonky spells to get the housework done more quickly, that button I managed to get away with by saying it was the old Master’s shield but now a full size painting from one that used to hang in the dolls house!
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“Whatever happened here, Clarrie?”
“Beg pardon, your Ladyship, but as ah were doing me polishing, your little lapdog were nipping round me ankles & ah must have knocked your picture off t’wall but nowt important were harmed”
“Thank goodness. Where is dear Tiddles now?”
“Like ah said…” #GirlsOwnCC

Oh dear, Mam! Rupert has misplaced his sombrero .. he's quite upset!!
Unawares, the mistress had assumed it was a form of objet d'art and replaced the old master ..
How amusing, she thought #GirlsOwnCC

“Would ye mind if I take one of your pretty pictures & send it off as a postcard to me family, like, your Ladyship? It’s only gathering dust on t‘wall. See, I’ve even bought a little stamp to put on it. I’ve been saving tuppence a week for it out of me wages”… #GirlsOwnCC

That Constable you wanted varnishing, ma’m, says he’s an Inspector and he’s none too happy about it.

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Edwin has always said that one should suffer for art so I’m sure he didn’t mind acting as the model for my painting of Jael and
Sisera #GirlsOwnCC

I don’t care what your Mr. Rothko said, girl. A painting should be on the wall, and that’s the end of the matter.

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I’ll try to get the hashtag right this time #GirlsOwnCC
I told that drunken lump to use rawlplugs. Still it will no novelty for him to be hit on the head by a Constable

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