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A Question for the Ages Seriously? 🤯 That's one way to accessorize. 😬😳 #Shingles #HerpesZoster #DarkHumor
RIDDLE! RIDDLE! Drop ur Answer. No cheating. 😂👇
While you’re thinking...The Savage Rick is sitting quietly in the corner, wondering why everyone keeps trying to get him married.💀
Some stories take you places. Rick makes you laugh 😂📖
#TheSavageRick #RiddleOfTheDay #BookLovers #DarkHumor #IndieAuthor
#WeWearPinkWednesday
Hallway Royalty
She’s not nice. She’s iconic. Deal with it.
#DarkHumor #ComicArt #MeanGirlEnergy #SchoolChaos #AIart #AIchallenge #aiartcommunity #aiartist #GenAI #GenerativeArt #SynthArt #BuilderofNightmares
That moment when you write a scene so good you briefly forget you’re the one who created the chaos.😂🔥
I had that moment writing Tempting the Devil Himself.
Then I remembered… I literally wrote a story about tempting the Devil😭😈
Link in bio for my chaos😂
#DarkFantasy #DarkHumor #IndieAuthor #BookTok
“Don’t explain your philosophy. Embody it.”
-Epictetus
(Don’t worry, it’s water.)
The signal says WALK. The Grim Reaper is waiting at the other curb. Meanwhile, both pedestrians are staring at their phones. Wiley Miller’s “final reading and comprehension test” is one exam you really want to notice. 📱🚶☠️ #NonSequitur #Comics #DarkHumor
Some families pass down money, property, maybe a respectable set of silverware.
Ours passed down advice.
Delivered with absolute confidence, repeated for generations, and occasionally so spectacularly wrong it should’ve come with a lawyer and a warning label.
Dark Humor Alert ⚠️ A question that’ll make you rethink your life choices. 😬 Let's just say it's... dramatic. 💀 #DarkHumor #Ebola #RelationshipProblems
"I Dig Things, Maybe Graves, Maybe Secrets" frog tee — quirky dark humor design! 🐸
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#Frog #DarkHumor #FunnyShirt #GraphicTee #Quirky #Sarcastic
Rick doesn't hate marriage.
He just refuses to let society convince him that loneliness is a disease and marriage is the cure. 💀
“Meet The Savage Rick."
Link in bio to your favorite ebook store; it's dark humor time...
Read Disclaimer 1st
#TheSavageRick #DarkHumor #IndieAuthor #BookTok #DarkFiction
“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”
— Steven Wright
Marley and I have decided to nail it on the first try. 😂
The Savage Rick Novel by Ferdinand Kalela
Some people see a single man and immediately start planning his wedding. 😂
Read The Savage Rick and decide for yourself… is Rick savage, or does he have a point? 👀
Link in bio.
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Zombie Train Problems Turns out, he just wanted a little more *track*! 🚂🧟♂️🛤️ #ZombieHumor #TrainProblems #DarkHumor