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@thefunnypages.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 9, 2026, 11:33 AM

New Comic Found:
Non Sequitur - 2026-10-09 https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2026/10/09

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@thefunnypages.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 8, 2026, 8:21 PM

New Comic Found:
Non Sequitur - 2026-10-08 https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2026/10/08

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@ajsdecepida.bsky.social Oct 7, 2026, 8:48 PM

Wiley Miller strips the varnish off the war speech: march into battle over “𝕘𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝 𝔹.𝕊.” you barely understand, for powerful men determined to stay powerful.

“𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲” may be the most honest briefing the troops ever got. ⚔️🏰💰 #NonSequitur #War

Non Sequitur cartoon by Wiley Miller, dated 2026-10-07. A medieval knight stands outside a stone castle beneath a red flag, preparing to march toward battle. He tells his troops, “OK, MEN… TIME TO MARCH OFF TO WAR OVER GEOPOLITICAL B.S. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FOR THE BENEFIT OF OLD RICH GUYS HOLDING ON TO POWER!” At right, a placard reads, “THE BATTLE OF FULL DISCLOSURE.” The joke recasts the usual heroic war speech as a blunt admission about who often understands least, who benefits most, and who does the fighting.

@thefunnypages.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 7, 2026, 6:01 AM

New Comic Found:
Non Sequitur - 2026-10-06 https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2026/10/06

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@ajsdecepida.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 9:18 PM

At last, a tanning bed with a defensible use case: coffin with mood lighting. Wiley Miller goes dark. ☀️⚰️😏 #NonSequitur #DarkHumor #Comics

Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller, 06-Oct-2026. At a funeral, mourners gather around an open casket that doubles as a tanning bed, its large hinged lamp raised above the deceased. Floral arrangements crowd the steps and surround the coffin. Two women stand nearby; one says, “Of course, looking at the bright side, he’s finally putting the tanning bed to good use…”

@thefunnypages.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 6, 2026, 10:25 AM

New Comic Found:
Non Sequitur - 2026-10-04 https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2026/10/04

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@thefunnypages.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 5:49 PM

New Comic Found:
Non Sequitur - 2026-10-05 https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2026/10/05

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@thefunnypages.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 4, 2026, 9:31 PM

New Comic Found:
Non Sequitur - 2026-10-02 https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2026/10/02

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@ajsdecepida.bsky.social Oct 3, 2026, 6:23 PM

When the king bowls, his manservant prays for accuracy — not for the score, but because retrieving a gutter ball means a trip into the moat. 🎳👑🐊 Wiley Miller turns royal privilege into an occupational hazard. #NonSequitur #Comics

Wiley Miller’s Non Sequitur, 03-Oct-2026. A caption box reads, “WHEN BOWLING WAS THE SPORT OF KINGS…” At the entrance to a stone castle, a crowned king in a purple robe bowls along the lowered drawbridge, which serves as a makeshift lane. Ten pins wait at the far end while the black bowling ball rolls toward them. The bridge has no gutters; on either side is the castle moat, where several large, dark aquatic predators lurk. Behind the king, his manservant watches the shot anxiously and pleads, “NO GUTTER BALL… PLE-E-EASE, NO GUTTER BALL…” His alarm supplies the punch line: if the king misses the bridge, the servant presumably gets the dangerous job of retrieving the ball from the moat.

@thefunnypages.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 3, 2026, 2:58 PM

New Comic Found:
Non Sequitur - 2026-10-03 https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2026/10/03

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@thefunnypages.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 3, 2026, 1:26 PM

New Comic Found:
Non Sequitur - 2026-09-30 https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2026/09/30

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@ajsdecepida.bsky.social Oct 2, 2026, 9:45 PM

Sometimes “organic” is less a health claim than a permission slip. 🌭😂 Wiley Miller skewers the logic of treating cholesterol-on-a-stick as virtuous because somebody slapped the right label on the cart. 🥬 #NonSequitur #Food #Satire #MarketingUbique

A Non Sequitur cartoon by Wiley Miller. On a city sidewalk, a street vendor operates a small cart labelled “CHOLESTEROL ON A STICK,” with a smaller sign reading “IT’S ORGANIC!” Several deep-fried-looking snacks stand upright on sticks atop the cart beside condiment bottles. One passerby, already holding one of the snacks, tells another, “EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU’VE JUST GOTTA SAY TO HELL WITH IT…” The joke pits the indulgence of blatantly unhealthy food against the soothing modern label “organic,” as though one virtue could cancel the other.

@ajsdecepida.bsky.social Oct 2, 2026, 9:42 PM

𝘙𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘐𝘯𝘤. produces nothing — but apparently that’s no obstacle when high-risk investors smell opportunity. ✂️💸 Wiley Miller gives speculative finance the business model it was asking for. 📈 #NonSequitur #Investing #Satire

A Non Sequitur cartoon by Wiley Miller. In an office, a businessman sits behind a large desk with a computer, stacks of cash and several bulging money bags scattered around and underneath it. Speaking to a suited man standing in the doorway, he says, “Well…we don’t actually produce anything… we’re just very attractive to high-risk investors…” A sign beside the open door identifies the company as “RUNNING WITH SCISSORS INC.” The gag pairs a company named for reckless behaviour with investors apparently eager to finance risk for its own sake.

@thefunnypages.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 2, 2026, 7:19 AM

New Comic Found:
Non Sequitur - 2026-10-01 https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2026/10/01

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@ajsdecepida.bsky.social Sep 30, 2026, 9:27 PM

Phil learns corporate comedy’s first rule: never be both the smartest ass in the room and an actual ass. 🫏🧠📈 Wiley Miller sticks the landing. #NonSequitur #Comics #OfficeHumor

Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller, 30-Sep-2026. In a corporate boardroom, six executives sit around a conference table covered with coffee cups, papers and an open laptop. At the head of the table stands Phil, a donkey wearing a red tie, beside a flip chart on which he has written “E = mc².” An executive off to the left says, “OK, thanks, Phil… but just as an F.Y.I., no one likes a smart ass in the boardroom.” A narration box at lower right reads, “The end of Phil’s corporate pro-comic ambitions.” The joke turns “smart ass” literal: Phil is both intellectually clever and an actual donkey.

@caniskepler.bsky.social Sep 30, 2026, 3:18 PM

An apple a day or something

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A pencil drawing of a reptilian creature poking its head out of an apple

@thefunnypages.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Sep 30, 2026, 1:01 PM

New Comic Found:
Non Sequitur - 2026-09-29 https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2026/09/29

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@thefunnypages.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Sep 28, 2026, 9:44 PM

New Comic Found:
Non Sequitur - 2026-09-27 https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2026/09/27

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@ajsdecepida.bsky.social Sep 28, 2026, 8:21 PM

Wiley Miller’s Bob takes the scenic route around a Flock camera —𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙩, 𝙜𝙖𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙— while a parking officer tickets the car he left by a hydrant. Privacy activism meets municipal efficiency. 📷🏜️⛽📝 #NonSequitur #FlockCameras #Privacy

Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller, 28-Sep-2026. In a stark desert, a black highway winds toward distant mesas and a small roadside stop marked “LAST GAS.” A solar-powered Flock-style camera stands beside the road. At centre-right, Bob carries a red gasoline can back toward his stranded green car. His footprints trace an enormous looping detour through the desert, keeping well away from the camera instead of simply following the road. Back at the car, which is stopped beside an orange fire hydrant, a uniformed parking-enforcement officer appears to be writing a ticket; a small motorized cart is parked nearby. A caption box reads: “WHEN BOB BECAME AN ANTI-FLOCK CAMERA ACTIVIST.” The joke compounds Bob’s determination to evade surveillance: he will trek miles through the desert to avoid the camera, while his abandoned car attracts a more old-fashioned form of official attention.

@thefunnypages.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Sep 28, 2026, 3:40 PM

New Comic Found:
Non Sequitur - 2026-09-28 https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2026/09/28

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