I am feeling a bit #loxious today

@daveashleypoet.bsky.social
#SillySeptember

#SillySeptember #loxious @daveashleypoet.bsky.social

i know it’s a schlep
but trust me
you’d be meshuga
to go anywhere else
for a bialy with a schmear
and the cat’s pajamas
a loxious bagel
stacked with smoky goodness

#SillySeptember when words cry, I am there to wipe up their syllable tears.

You word to include

#loxious

"The lack of common sense is a plague upon society. Therefore we have opened the College of #Senomistics. Our roster of patient teachers are skilled in the art of common sense, and our students learn to exercise this precious skill in all manners of scenarios."

#SillySeptember #writing

#SillySeptember #senomistics #tanka

School of witchcraft;
A space for senomistics;
Mystical words learned;
and wands waved over head, as
Senomistics learn their craft

#SillySeptember #senomistics @daveashleypoet.bsky.social

it drains endowments
and boggles my foggy mind
while the undergrads are studying
senomistics the grads are on to
neo-senomistics and the post-docs
are writing post-senomistic tomes
meanwhile 3 year olds are
solving rubik’s cubes in 3 seconds

I took a class
on senomistics
well, I tried to
they kicked me out
when I took out
my rongelle
and started
to pranchet
apparently
that's rude
I thought
it was senomistics
who knew?

#SillySeptember #pranchet #senomistics #rongelled #poetry @daveashleypoet.bsky.social 😁

No time to get bogged
Down in senomistics, such
Hysterical hues.
#SillySeptember #senomistics #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity
@daveashleypoet.bsky.social

Did my PHD in #senomistics
I'm senomistically sound
but nobody understands me
I'm not their kind of man
It's not much fun being only one
I'd love share my knowledge
but I'm ostracized
called a nerd
get showered
with rotten eggs and porridge

@daveashleypoet.bsky.social

#SillySeptember

#SillySeptember when words collide, civilisations crumble.

The word to include

#senomistics

#pranchet through the snow, my knit cap was caught on a #pranchet as I moved by. I felt very #tritzy and cold.

#SillySeptember @daveashleypoet.bsky.social

Ditzy and a bit #tritzy
she goes through life
with a wide eyed wonder
dances to music
no one else can hear
but the kindest heart
and the most brilliant smile
she takes your hand
for a waltz

#SillySeptember #poetry #writing #writingcommunity

An Acrostic-Cherita for #SillySeptember #tritzy #Acrostic
#Cherita @daveashleypoet.bsky.social

#SillySeptember #tritzy #limerick

I got tiny bit tipsy
Just an itsy bitsy
Went on a girls trip
When I had nip
Of a specialty drink called a tritzy

#SillySeptember #tritzy @daveashleypoet.bsky.social

this president is totally on the fritz
covered in gold leaf putting on the ritz

his tone deaf wife is always just as fritzy
stilettos at disasters looking kinda tritzy

pawing @ p—y with his grubby mitts
leaving poopy puddles everywhere he sits

Glittering tritzy
Hanging from the tree, pixie
Droppings like rubies.
#SillySeptember #tritzy #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity
@daveashleypoet.bsky.social

#SillySeptember can you show me the words? Princess Jasmine - Alladin perhaps...ish... maybe

The word to include
#tritzy

#SillySeptember #pranchet

I know I can fix it;
I just need the correct tools;
The thingamabob
might do the trick; along with
a long handled pranchet tool.

#SillySeptember #pranchet @daveashleypoet.bsky.social

at dinner with andre
we ordered pranchet but
i said pranchit and he said pranchay
his was served on an artsy dish
removing the lid the steam itself
from the demiglaze was heavenly
mine came on a paper plate
and a catsup bottle with a gooey cap