Step into a tavern where every drink comes with a rhyme! Vintage tavern-style limericks bring old-fashioned humor, colorful characters, and lively pub scenes together in...
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Our new Weatherman sure missed the mark 🤷‍♂️
Forecast monsoons that'd lift Noah's Ark! ⛈️
Then a week went by 📆
Not a #cloud in the sky ☀️
While the kids all flew kites in the park🪁

#vss365 #poetry #limerick #limericks

"Your nine dogs are a nuisance and blight,"
Said a neighbor. "They #bark day and #night.
Our whole block plans to sue."
Said the owner, "Boo-hoo!
Such ado! Let me know if they bite."

#vssdaily #Bark #DailyHaikuPrompt #Night #Pets #Noise #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Poetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems

“Don’t go running with knives,” parents warn.
Their children’s response? Often scorn:
“How ’bout scissors?” they query,
Which makes one mom weary:
“Should have stopped with my very first born.”

#HaikuChallenge #Query #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing

Donald Trump is a madman, I swear!
Was it nature, or nurture? Don't care!
Asking why he's insane
Is a waste of one's brain.
We must fight him and lay his crimes bare!

#vss365 #Nurture #Limerick #Limericks #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #NoKings #Resist #Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Crime

An old woman who'd filed for divorce
From a golfer, who talked himself hoarse,
Watched her longwinded spouse
Rant and endlessly grouse,
Then replied, "This is par for the course."

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Wind #Divorce #Golf #LimerickSunday #Limericks #Humor #Poetry #LightVerse #Poems #SmallPoemSunday

#Commence to #sustain a tuppence.
#explore a #marvel for thruppence.
In #conflict quite #stormy,
#embark #passion thorny.
#Hunger to #reckon life somewhence.

#vss365
#nurture #limericks
#renounce #spite

My poor memory's often befogged,
Cuz by info inane it's been clogged.
Though bogged down, it tries hard,
But its fact-finding's marred:
It can't even find stuff that I've blogged.

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Fog #Brain #Memory #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems #BlueskyPoets

A global theme, noted in metric!
Cyanotype prints, most eclectic...
The process, inspirin’
Through ions of iron
And shine of the sun: blue aesthetic.

#WorldCyanotypeDay #Cyanotypes #JohnHerschel #Limericks

The value of #humor in #clinicalcare

inspired by Ken Mogren's #book, Humor, the Wonder Drug

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#limericks #sonnets #humorousverse

A young fellow who hungered for power
Almost always looked angry; He'd glower
And he'd rage, then just stare,
But when met with a glare,
He (a delicate flower) would cower.

#vss365 #Hunger #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #BlueskyPoets #PoetryCommunity

I #reckon I'm writing a book
I've said it, so I'm on the hook
No backing out now
Just who, where, when, how
Why it's my goal and shan't be forsook!

#vss365 #poetry #limerick #limericks #writing #goals #manifesting #accountability #self-manipulation

A 3d #PunctuationDay #Limerick:

"Exclamation points ought to be rare,"
Said a writer, who'd forcefully share
All his adamant views
Which, unwelcomed, drew boos.
"Use them sparingly! Better yet . . . ne'er!"
#Language #Punctuation #Writing #Limericks #Humor #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Grammar

Another #Limerick for #PunctuationDay:

When you write, #punctuation is key.
It can clarify meaning, you see.
Use each comma with care.
Excess bangs? Don't you dare!!!!
If you're #slapdash your mark shall be D!

#Language #Punctuation #Writing #Limericks #Humor #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse

A #Limerick for #PunctuationDay:

When you #punctuate, please don’t be rash.
Over-use can turn prose into ash.
And a #comma misplaced
Lays your writing to waste.
Mark my words … or your readers shall dash.

#Grammar #Punctuation #Humor #Humour #Limericks #Rhyme #LightVerse #Poetry #MicroPoetry

Feels like autumn — the walking is easy
Cuz it’s cool and it’s dry and it’s breezy.
But what do I spy?
Flying pollen — oh my!
Any minute I’ll surely be sneezy.

#HaikuChallenge #October #DailyHaikuPrompt #Equinox #Breeze #Autumn #Fall #Pollen #Allergies #Weather #Humor #Limericks #Poetry #Poems

There was a girl from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass
Not rounded and pink
As you might think
But was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

#Limericks

An old woman was feeling discarded
By her husband, her views disregarded:
He had made a huge fuss
When she tried to discuss
Major issues, & called her "retarded."

#Emoetry #Discard #Marriage #Communication #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

What’s better than a great friend? A great friend who can make you laugh! Explore these fun friendship limericks for students, filled with playful rhymes about classmates, inside jokes...
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A felon was caught and convicted
Of serious acts interdicted.
After serving his time
He arranged for "sublime
Sweet revenge," not the least bit #conflicted.

#vss365 #Conflict #Crime #Prison #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity #BlueskyPoets