I told my friend I was going to make a car out of macaroni.

She drove pasta.

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride

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Ben & Jerry's really need to improve their operation. The only way to get there is down a rocky road.

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Why did the waffle break up with the pancake?

It said, "You're too flat — I need someone with more depth."

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Modern dating feels like trying to find someone who matches my exact level of eldritch horror. Just remember—don't blink. (Not that I'd notice if you did.) 👁️✨

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Why does Han Solo like gum? It's chewy!

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Why did the bicycle fall over at the finish line?

It was two-tired.

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Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots!

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Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work?

Because he's used to working with a flue.

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What did Saturn say when asked about its jewelry?

I've got a few rings to show off!

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5 times the beach completely chose chaos today. 🏖️💀#video #BeachLife #HumorSky

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he.

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Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable.

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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