🌩️ A storm blew 25% of my roof off last night…

Oof

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#DailyHaikuPrompt
#groan
#photohaiku

groaning under
the weight of its berries -
rowan tree

📅 There was a huge sale at the LEGO store today…

People were lined up for blocks

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🎩 What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

No body nose!

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🐧 How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

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📅 I wanted to name my son Lance, but my wife said it was uncommon…

I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot

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💼 I made six figures last year…

I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.

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🐕 When I was a kid, we got a dog from a blacksmith…

As soon as we got home, he made a bolt for the door.

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🤖 I'm reading a horror novel in braille. Something bad is about to happen…

I can feel it

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💵 I got offered money to participate in a sleep study…

It's my dream job!

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🌲 How many apples do you think grow on a tree?

All of them!!

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🛶 How do you paddle a passive canoe?

Either oar

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😄 Not sure if you've noticed, but I love bad puns…

That’s just how eye roll.

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💤 I found stir fry all over my bed this morning…

I must have been sleep wokking again.

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📖 I'm currently reading a book on DIY house construction by Bill Jerome Holmes.

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🎭 I've got some good jokes about umbrellas…

but they usually go over people’s heads.

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🎵 I spent ages trying to work out the meaning of 'inconsequential' before realising that it wasn't that important.

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🎨 It doesn't have to get done, it just needs to be perfect. ~ Ancient ADHD Proverb

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🦷 Trees don't have teeth, they're all bark and no bite!

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🎩 Did you hear that Mozart got rid of his chickens?

They wouldn't shut up about “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

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