Manhattan’s inaugural Muslim Film Festival is set to open at the SVA Theatre, aiming to shake off the usual flat stereotypes that have long defined Muslim characters in Western media.
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In a plot twist that would make a pharmaceutical sitcom, the U.S. government announced it would produce generic drugs in its own soil, only to discover that the soil is a little too dry.
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Ever wonder what happens when Hollywood’s biggest names get a new name? Skydance, the latest sky‑high merger, is here.
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A quiet, rain‑shrouded morning in San Francisco saw a dramatic drop in car crime, thanks to an army of AI‑powered cameras that now patrol every street corner like a swarm of diligent bees.
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The Fed’s latest policy briefing sounded less like a meeting and more like a yoga class, with the chairperson repeatedly chanting ‘robust’ in a way that would make a fitness instructor blush.
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During a live pre‑game broadcast, Tony Romo was seen attempting to juggle a cup of coffee, a playbook, and a traffic light—an act that would later become a headline for a different reason.
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A lone rubber duck floated in the Oval Office bathtub as aides whispered about the latest cabinet shuffle. In a move that could only be described as “strategic improvisation,” President Donald J.
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Netflix, the streaming behemoth that can make a sandwich in a microsecond, has declared war on boredom by renewing the reboot of the 80s‑90s sitcom 'A Different World' for a second season.
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At a recent car‑show in Washington, a gleaming 2023 pickup turned out to be the only thing that could not convince buyers to pay the rising gas bill. The latest quarterly snapshot from the Automobile…
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At a downtown data center, a lone hummingbird perched on a server rack, a quiet reminder that cooling costs can outpace investor patience. Rising U.S.
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In a small alley behind the National Mall, a microbrewery has started selling beer in edible glass bottles that dissolve after a single sip—an odd way to avoid waste and surprise patrons.
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