It’s solid gold bricks! We’re going to be rich!
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@paco I think this applies here

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I’m trying to figure out how they are supposed to fall in love and kiss and shag while they’re effectively in body condoms?

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Y'know if you were going to spend a whole movie looking for oxygen you could have just stayed on Earth

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Each day uses a quarter of our oxygen.

So you have 4 days of air.

Are those earth days or mars days? Metric or imperial?

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The wizard's greatest trick was convincing us to watch this move even though it's just a bunch of people wandering aimlessly through caves

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We’ve just escaped a cave with our lives. We nearly got lost in it and died. Now we are outside. Oh! What’s that? A cave? We must go in it immediately. Even if it means risking our lives.
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"Do you suppose something's happened?"

This is #Monsterdon so... definitely not

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Oh a cave, what an exciting development

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Watch your step, don’t fall into the lava, right next to the limestone cave and the sandstone cliffs.

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We have wandered in these caves for what seems like days. Luckily, none of us has needed to use the bathroom. Or eat.
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This rock formation is really familiar. Yes, because you’ve passed it five times already, you muppet!
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Metallophone doing the work of a theramin. Very impressive
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I like how this version of Mars has perfectly breathable air in caves but not on the surface

you know, with the caves being hermetically sealed and all that

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The fog protects us. But we can’t see shit. Who knows what dangers lurk in the fog we shouldn’t have created.
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I guess this movie is from before people generally knew Mars didn't have liquid water huh

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Of *course* they brought a gun on a spaceship

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