Yeah, it turns out Priss's new friend is a blood taker...AND giver as the one that had the speed holes in her needed the blood she got earlier via lesbian fanservice to keep her gears going. #BubblegumCrisis

So, the Earth office of the space copos give the order: Get the vampire robot before the main office or the AD Police.

But enough about that, we need a reminder that Obari directed this thing, so here's lesbian space vampire sex bots! #BubblegumCrisis

We got o later that night and another attack taht has the giant mech drain the blood of it's victim.

...ok, even if the thing didn't malfunction and this was part of the design...who's first thought in this is "Human blood, unleaded" and why? #BubbleGumCrisis

"Pleased to meet you!"
Lemme guess...
They were supposed to replace Priss with Sylvie. I'm getting that vibe with the awkward group handshake!
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"Must be a female cat..." Or evil detecting, let's go with that. #BubblegumCrisis

"So, how do you like this town so far?" Plenty of sun, surf, a lot of O Negative... #BubbleGumCrisis

"Call it feminine intuition."
I NEED to call out Japan on this. A lot of their LGBTQA+ biases didn't REALLY start until the US occupation around the Meiji Era but older animes tended to lump gay, drag and genderfluid into a singular category.
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Hearing the banned boomers are sexbots causes Nene to...be really into it...

...right...Obari plus Sondada...

...which SOMEHOW (Forced) leads the convo to Priss's new girlfriend. #BubbleGumCrisis

Oh, and their original function? Sexbots.

Not even kidding. No, I don't know the design flaw that says a sexbot turns vampire the minute you give 'em a M-80, but there ya go. #BubbleGumCrisis

So, why were the blood drinking boomers banned? Well, turns out somebody got this bright idea to synch them up...with combat units.

Yes, it's not a bug, it's a transylvanian feature. #BubbleGumCrisis

Is it just me or does Leon look "buffer" in this episode?
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@digiranma.bsky.social

Yes, clearly, banned from anywhere is working, since, ya know, GENOM WAS BANNED FROM MAKING BOOMERS WITHIN CITY LIMITS. #BubbleGumCrisis

Nene and Leon are together in the morgue to investigate the 8th accident, that couple earlier, that have one thing in common: Blood drainage.

Nene jumps right to vampire, Leon jumps right to...vampire boomers that were banned. from being produced ANYWHERE. #BubblegumCrisis

"Well come back to my place later...and I'll make a new man out of you!"
IT ISN'T HELPING THAT I JUST LEARNED THE DIRECTOR OF THESE EPISODES DID BRAVERN!
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...and even made a prototype of said weapon...that was stolen by the girlfriend of the guy who runs the place.

Hey, what left that space station a few days ago? #BubblegumCrisis

We jump to a pool bar with Sylia...and if this ends in C-Ko waking up, I'm leaving...as she meets an informant that lays down what might have happened: Turns out the arms deal in question? Yeah, that's a weapon made by a Genom SPLINTER group... #BubblegumCrisis

It's sometime later, and Nene and Linna talk about Priss's brand new lady friend...that popped up a few days ago...hey, what happened a few days ago, again? #BubblegumCrisis

So, Leon's partner is being sent to the space station they traced the ship from (Code for he's being written out for most of this ep) as we find out it might be tied to an arms deal.

Meanwhile, a giant robot smashes two couples making out. Man, when they say no PDA... #BubblegumCrisis

So, something was in that shuttle that these guys don't want found...and it's enough to cause even more bad acti---I mean the copos to fight each other!

Look, I know it was a different time and I know most of the VAs here had only this gig...but when the rest of 'em are great... #BubblegumCrisis

The next day, Leon and the AD Police investigate the crash and the ship is from a group higher up the food chain, the Space Development Corp.

Remember, Cyberpunk, Copos rule.

NOT LIKE THAT'S OUR WORLD TODAY! #BubblegumCrisis