This is what I saw #CPC26

"yeah I'm in the queue for the tapestry......no the other one" #CPC26

We are a modern, outward looking party that is comfortable with bisexual lighting #CPC26

Important tank update #CPC26

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I think I fixed it. #CPC26

Kemi also thinks you should buy @roberthutton.co.uk's book #CPC26

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Andy Burnham's short shorts (via @peterwalker99.bsky.social) #CPC26

Unfinished business?
 
Kemi Badenoch’s #Conservatives would cut the #EnvironmentAgency - again.
 
Past cuts led to the #SewageScandal

For example, its environmental protection budget was cut from £170m in 2009 to £76m in 2020.

More on EA cuts + jobs lost in AltText

#CPC26

The only thing I want to find out from #CPC26 is when is the tapestry touring the country?

adding Nicola Sturgeon's panel to the thread courtesy of @wallaceme.bsky.social who is privileged to actually be in the presence of history #CPC26

One attendee laments that the Conservatives aren’t selling tapestry merch: “I’d have bought a tea towel, for the first time ever” #cpc26

"this is what we believe in" #CPC26

Just saw the Tapestry. It’s genuinely very well done! #cpc26

"study it, learn it, there will be a test and the bottom 10% will be leaving the party" #CPC26

Yep, little blue book and everything #CPC26

No flags? What is this? The Communist Party Conference #CPC26

Badenoch mentions the number of canals in Birmingham and how it has been referred to as "the Venice of the Midlands". The boorish mob in front of her start guffawing and Kemi gives them a serious look and her best censorious voice says "they do!" #cpc26

oh Matthew no #CPC26

"it's your own time you're wasting" #CPC26

Someone call Easter Island and ask if they're missing a statue #CPC26