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@blueprintthreads.bsky.socialThe difference between effort and efficiency
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@simplifiedit.bsky.socialWhen you're stressed at work but you remember who you're doing it for (Jack, his kids, and the company 💙) #OfficeHumor
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@themargret.bsky.socialYour performance was excellent.
Your reward is additional performance.
Please enjoy this exciting opportunity to do more for the same money.
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Japanese Robots Love to Dance
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@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Taskbar Changed Desks The taskbar appears on the secondary monitor. Mort corrects which display is marked as the main one. #MortRoot #DualMonitors #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Speed Test Mouse Folders ignore normal double clicks. Mort lowers a mouse setting that expects the clicks too quickly. #MortRoot #MouseHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
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@spookylux.bsky.socialSometimes that dark humor just slips out at work. Whoops 🤷🏻😅😅😅
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@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Browser Without a Front Door The browser's home button disappears. Mort restores it through the toolbar settings. #MortRoot #BrowserHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Exempt First Page A document header appears everywhere except the first page. Mort turns off the Different First Page setting. #MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Expensive Margins A document leaves huge empty areas beside the text. Mort finds that unusually wide page margins were applied. #MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Reflective Printer Every printed page comes out reversed. Mort discovers that mirror printing was enabled. #MortRoot #PrinterHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@river1shop.bsky.socialOffice Hero Mug — new drop, fresh off the pixel press. A pixel art coffee mug wearing a tiny red cape and mask, humorously honoring the…
@blueprintthreads.bsky.social@gaspingenemyofgod.bsky.social@themargret.bsky.socialWork-life balance was achieved.
Work is now ruining your life at home too.
Please enjoy the flexibility of being exhausted somewhere else.
Death Engine Protocol
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Japanese Robots Love to Dance
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#UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #BookSky
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Reclining PDF A PDF page opens sideways every time. Mort corrects the saved page rotation. #MortRoot #PDFHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
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