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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick. She still isn’t talking to me.

Jenny Gorelick: I dated a magician – I was seeing him, now I don’t. #JokeOfTheDay

Jenny Gorelick: I dated a magician – I was seeing him, now I don’t. #JokeOfTheDay

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I bought a ceiling fan. Total waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying, “Woo! Go ceiling!”

Li Jin Hao: A friend said to me: ‘The last thing I wanna be is racist,’ and I was like: ‘Oh, so it’s on your list?’ #JokeOfTheDay

Li Jin Hao: A friend said to me: ‘The last thing I wanna be is racist,’ and I was like: ‘Oh, so it’s on your list?’ #JokeOfTheDay

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What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.

Scout Boxall: I like my people like I like my passwords – easily compromised, barely distinguishable from each other #JokeOfTheDay

Scout Boxall: I like my people like I like my passwords – easily compromised, barely distinguishable from each other #JokeOfTheDay

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.

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Richard Stott: Someone stole my bank card and spent all my money on ancestry.com – they know who they are. #JokeOfTheDay

Richard Stott: Someone stole my bank card and spent all my money on ancestry.com – they know who they are. #JokeOfTheDay

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Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs and no dark mode.

The submarine crew was under a lot of pressure. #JokeOfTheDay

The submarine crew was under a lot of pressure. #JokeOfTheDay