@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyYeah, I thought Ligeia insisting that unto death they would *not* part was a bit uncool as a dying act...
... especially as it pre-emptively took off the table them forming the partially undead polygamistic threesome.
@paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gyThis guy keeps a puma for a pet.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy"Sing it to us!"
"I live up on the fourteenth floor of a tower block, and when I get bored, I call "coo-ee" to the passersby, and when they look up, I gob in their eye!
GOB ON YOU!"
My sister says "Who plays the fire in this? They're really good"
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyGas lighting, not cool Price.
"Your bride seems to be in a reflective mood" really should mean she's a vampire
Them's the rules
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyPretty sure the guy asking all the questions at the table was in Yes Minister.
@paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gyYour bride, who is sitting **right there** seems to be in a reflective mode.
@paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gyI'm gonna post a photo of them "all but making love" and I'm not even gonna cover the image with a warning.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy"Sorry, I left the cat brush in your bedroom by mistake."
All I can say is, somebody better get haunted real soon
@paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gyDid they just **walk** from that abbey to Stonehenge? I have news for you, buddy, there is no abbey like that in walking distance. (I have a relative who lives near there).
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy"Take me somewhere I've never been before, somewhere new for us...
Somewhere your dead ex would never let you take her..."
"... like the back of a Volkswagen?"
Wait what
@paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gyThis woman knows nothing about cats. Did she really think that she was just going to get the glasses from the cat? Like she was going to follow the cat on a precipitous walk way and then it would what? just give them up?
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyDon't fear for your mind, fear for your dick when your wife-cat figures out you've got a breathing side-piece waiting in the wings.
I wonder what the ghost is up to right about now
@paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gyWhy, yes I do have servants. Is something a little dirty?
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy"Lately, I seem to slip into reveries".
"Have you tried methadone replacement therapy?"
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyDid she just get Guardians of the Galaxy 3'd?