Alex Kitson: I spent all day writing a joke about margarine and I can’t believe it’s not better. #JokeOfTheDay

Alex Kitson: I spent all day writing a joke about margarine and I can’t believe it’s not better. #JokeOfTheDay
Alex Kitson: I spent all day writing a joke about margarine and I can’t believe it’s not better. #JokeOfTheDay
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Bella Hull: I lost my nail file, so I’ve just been using the pavement. As a method, it’s concrete. #JokeOfTheDay
Bella Hull: I lost my nail file, so I’ve just been using the pavement. As a method, it’s concrete. #JokeOfTheDay
The Campers and a Bear - by Rethabile Masilo rethabile.substack.com/p/the-camper...
#jokes #jokeoftheday #esljokes #laughandlearn #eslhumour #bearjoke
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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
Anna Thomas: The back of my car fell off and you’ll never guess what you can’t buy at a car boot sale. #JokeOfTheDay
Anna Thomas: The back of my car fell off and you’ll never guess what you can’t buy at a car boot sale. #JokeOfTheDay
Everyone knows that Ben Kingsley was Indian. But not many people know of another famous Indian actor: Tim Curry (R.I.P.).
#dadjoke #jokeoftheday #timcurry#curry #indian #actor
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My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 a.m. Luckily, I was still awake, playing the drums.
Chris Grace: US leadefrsip is like Oppenheimer – weird white guys and halfway through you wish it would end early.
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Chris Grace: US leadefrsip is like Oppenheimer – weird white guys and halfway through you wish it would end early.
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Casual Weekly Funny: Why did the murloc become a dad?
🤣🤣 Because he already mastered the glrrrgl‑grrrl. 🤣🤣
Learn English With Jokes • Endearment esljokes.blogspot.com/2026/09/ende...
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Adele Cliff: I hate AI. It keeps trying to steal the jobs I love, like creative writing and being confidently wrong. #JokeOfTheDay