Hang on a minute...
... death certificate?
You're still in the same boat you were in if you burn the body.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyHang on a minute...
... death certificate?
You're still in the same boat you were in if you burn the body.
Good think Rowena remembered a few things from her hypnosis 101 class
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyDid Ligeia also hypnotise the cat into being a dick?
I wonder what it's like to be physically weaker than a light piece of fabric
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyIt's impressive. Hypnotised into caring for a corpse so well it doesn't decompose.
@paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gyI don't understand why (a) they made a coffin with a glass window, or (b) the wax face burst into flames.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyThe cost of heating the secret wing of the house must be pricey.
Do you think it being secret helps keep the council tax down? Or is the square footage all declared?
Oh that was definitely a perv mirror
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyI don't know if it can be described as a secret passage if you can discover it by just screaming, even if it is a moderate belter.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyThe overuse of this cat is both the zombie episode of Community; and the first episode of Darkplace.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyDo you think if she got her own pet fox, it might keep the cat in check?
So apparently being dead works like changing careers, if you get tired of it after a while you can just stop
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyI hope the twist is that Price is actually just Ligeia in disguise, and Verdon is actually the one in the grave.
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy"I'm sorry to come upon you unannounced..."
"oh pishposh, that's how it always goes with bukkake."
I know Chicken Kiev is the one with butter and herbs in the middle but I can never remember which is the one that has candle wax
@paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gySo is this a bestiality flick? Ligeia is the cat and that's who he goes out to see?
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyThe irony of the chinless cuck cucking the not-legally-a-husband after getting horse-cucked on the not-really-a-grave is...
... well, confusing really.
Being undead as just a legal technicality
@paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gyShe found some things in her room. Have them removed.
Aye sir, I will remove things.